Well, sort of... Time probably goes a lot faster once we're all cyborgs.
I predict that in the year 20,000 the world will be destroyed in an ever escalating war between the omnipresent dictator Kaolian, moderater of the real world who's mind has been uploaded onto the internet and the army of trolls and spammers, led into battle by the now sentient accounts of Godraiden, Varus and the like who leave nothing but a wasteland of stupidity in their wake. The OoT put up some struggle against the incoming hordes but they eventually get in through a bunch of poorly made dingthreads, the Bored Druid Thread (17,000,000 posts long by that point) is too sluggish to react.
The final straw for our poor, ravaged world will be Kaolians armies of flying suicide wombats that explode once they come in contact with stupidity. The only people who truly won't mind will be Gbaji and Joph who have really had it after 18,000 years of arguing even though there haven't been any politics since Kao took over the world with his wombat powered doomsday machine. Bijou on the other hand is ****** since he was just about to ding 10k after he got his sight back and finished a bunch of dingarts.
I suggest you all say your prayers and rate me up.