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#27 Jan 16 2013 at 2:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Did she do any sweet drum solos?

Play the bongos on her boobs as she sings.


Wait. I'm supposed to start singing before my husband does this??
Depends on whether the drums or the vocals start first in whatever song you're doing.


There's supposed to be a song...?
I sugest putting on the facepaint and doing your best Gene Simmons imitation as you sing I Was Made For Loving you while your husband does the drum parts on your boobs. It'll be glorious.
#28 Jan 16 2013 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
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I guess it would be different if they were sitting next to you on the couch, but I had a girl one time who was dancing for me and then a soft song came on and she sat down in my lap, wrapped her arms around my neck, put her head on my shoulder and started singing along with it.

So what's that run? An extra twenty?


Dammit, I wanted to make a Stubbs/prostitute joke.
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#29 Jan 16 2013 at 5:44 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
I guess it would be different if they were sitting next to you on the couch, but I had a girl one time who was dancing for me and then a soft song came on and she sat down in my lap, wrapped her arms around my neck, put her head on my shoulder and started singing along with it.

So what's that run? An extra twenty?


Dammit, I wanted to make a Stubbs/prostitute joke.


Is that a joke or just what he was talking about to begin with? I assumed the latter, but maybe I'm wrong.

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#30 Jan 16 2013 at 9:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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In old movies, the male hero would just kiss the girl to make her shut up.

#31 Jan 17 2013 at 1:22 AM Rating: Good
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Or slap her. Heroes in movies were still slapping heroines across the face in anger in the 70's, and it was treated as just and righteous treatment of her for her arguing back, and nothing of note in the ongoing vastly romantic and fulfilling relationship.

My how times have changed. I just watched a clint Eastwood movie set in the civil war. Looked like a 70's production. He's stuck with a whimpery little girl while enemy soldiers are approaching. He asks her how old she is, and she tells him she's twelve, but she's turning 13 soon. "Old enough for kisses then" he says, then snogs her for 30 seconds on screen while the enemy soldiers pass by. No tongue. But a full on proper kiss. While this is probably an historically accurate social norm, I doubt they'd be solving the "noisy kid problem" in a contemporary script this way. O.o
#32 Jan 17 2013 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
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Depends.

If it was one of those independent and gritty war movies, he would have shot her and held her tight, as if kissing her (if the movie was French, he would have actually kissed her), while she bled out in his arms. If it was a Hollywood production, he would have shot all the enemy soldiers and a tank with his sidearm. From there, it could have taken one of two paths: 1) She gets hit by a stray bullet and dies in the hero's arms, creating an "oh, the irony!" sad ending. 2) He gets hit by a bullet and dies in her arms, relieved that he could trade his life for something meaningful after all. Classic bittersweet ending.

If it was a video game, there'd be three options to choose from, two of which lead to the same bittersweet ending and the last leading to a very ambiguous ending that requires a DLC to understand. There'd also be a prequel-sequel that would expand on the heroine's life up until the beginning of the first game.
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#33 Jan 17 2013 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
If it was a video game, there'd be three options to choose from, two of which lead to the same bittersweet ending and the last leading to a very ambiguous ending that requires a DLC to understand. There'd also be a prequel-sequel that would expand on the heroine's life up until the beginning of the first game.


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#34 Jan 17 2013 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
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Anyway, how are you supposed to react?
Was she hot and/or did she put out?

That is pretty weird. It would be like living in a bad off-broadway musical.
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#35 Jan 18 2013 at 1:56 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
Depends.

If it was one of those independent and gritty war movies, he would have shot her and held her tight, as if kissing her (if the movie was French, he would have actually kissed her), while she bled out in his arms. If it was a Hollywood production, he would have shot all the enemy soldiers and a tank with his sidearm. From there, it could have taken one of two paths: 1) She gets hit by a stray bullet and dies in the hero's arms, creating an "oh, the irony!" sad ending. 2) He gets hit by a bullet and dies in her arms, relieved that he could trade his life for something meaningful after all. Classic bittersweet ending.

If it was a video game, there'd be three options to choose from, two of which lead to the same bittersweet ending and the last leading to a very ambiguous ending that requires a DLC to understand. There'd also be a prequel-sequel that would expand on the heroine's life up until the beginning of the first game.

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Actually, the film turned out to be fascinating; strangely darkly humorous; gothic and morbid. I think the message of the story was "Everyone goes to moral hell in wartime".
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