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#1 Jan 06 2013 at 10:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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I know January's a damn popular month for birthdays around these parts, so here's hoping that none of you (or me) croak for another year!

(Also, haha you're old)

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#2 Jan 06 2013 at 11:09 PM Rating: Good
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I grow older later this month. I'm still younger than most of you though.
#3 Jan 06 2013 at 11:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm still younger than pretty much all of you though.
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#4 Jan 06 2013 at 11:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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#5 Jan 07 2013 at 4:46 AM Rating: Good
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Happy birthday Smiley: grin
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#6 Jan 07 2013 at 6:39 AM Rating: Good
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Happy birthday
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#7 Jan 07 2013 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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Happy Birthday!
#8 Jan 07 2013 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good
Congrats!
Don't croak this year!
#9 Jan 07 2013 at 1:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey,you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!
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#10 Jan 07 2013 at 2:12 PM Rating: Good
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We should all get Capricorn tattoo's ...and by we I mean you, because I already have one. I guess I could get another though.

Happy Birthday!

Edited, Jan 7th 2013 2:12pm by Dyadem
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#11 Jan 07 2013 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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Who was in the January sandwich with me and DF? I never remember.
#12 Jan 07 2013 at 10:13 PM Rating: Good
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When exactly are you? Isn't DF soon?
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#13 Jan 08 2013 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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DF is the day after mine, iirc. So the 6th.
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#14 Jan 08 2013 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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Nilatai wrote:
DF is the day after mine, iirc. So the 6th.


So it's a Nil/DF/Thumb sandwich! Wheeee!
#15 Jan 08 2013 at 11:16 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
DF is the day after mine, iirc. So the 6th.


So it's a Nil/DF/Thumb sandwich! Wheeee!

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#16 Jan 08 2013 at 3:01 PM Rating: Excellent
Happy birthday Janary babies!

My mother would have been 70 tomorrow. Smiley: crymore
#17 Jan 08 2013 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
DF is the day after mine, iirc. So the 6th.


So it's a Nil/DF/Thumb sandwich! Wheeee!


Well I'm the 7th, so I'll happily get in on that sandwich.
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#18 Jan 08 2013 at 11:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ugly is the 5th also, then Vat and his bro are the 7th. That's one hell of a tasty sexay sammich!
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#19 Jan 09 2013 at 12:05 AM Rating: Good
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I just dinged 27 Smiley: grin
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#20 Jan 09 2013 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna wrote:
Who was in the January sandwich with me and DF? I never remember.
It was I who started the sandwich. Nilati and Vataro are just trying to move in on my stuffs.

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#21 Jan 09 2013 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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I, too, was released from the womb prison in January.
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#22 Jan 09 2013 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Thumbelyna wrote:
Who was in the January sandwich with me and DF? I never remember.
It was I who started the sandwich. Nilati and Vataro are just trying to move in on my stuffs.

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#23 Jan 09 2013 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good
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Well with all these birthdays landing on the 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th, I say this is definitely hoagie sandwich then!
#24 Jan 09 2013 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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January smorrebrod.
#25 Jan 10 2013 at 10:40 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
Thumbelyna wrote:
Who was in the January sandwich with me and DF? I never remember.
It was I who started the sandwich. Nilati and Vataro are just trying to move in on my stuffs.

Youngin's, never knowing their place Smiley: oyvey


I say you can never have enough stuff on a sandwich.
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#26 Jan 13 2013 at 12:52 PM Rating: Good
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Mine was the 8th, same day as Elvis and a bunch of other people I know.

For those of you who read comics, I share a birthday with Sean McKeever, who's a good friend of mine.
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