No, really, I mean it. Get drunk, get laid, and get ready for a new year of the same **** we had last year.
My favorite thing about 2013 is that there'll be no talk about people getting married on 13.13.13, unlike all the retards that got married on 12.12.12 because it was "luls". Need to finish this bottle of champagne before I lose the ability to focus. My ability to write coherent English while intoxicated amazes me. It also means I'm not drunk enough. Bubbly water tends to do the trick.
By the way, have you guys made any resolutions this year? I tend to not make that stuff, because I know I can't keep them. I do intend to stop smoking sometime this year. Not because it's a goal or anything, I just don't feel "the buzz" anymore from smoking, which is a clear sign that I'm now just smoking because I'm addicted, which is not good. Time to change it up. Also, lung cancer is bad, or so I've been told.
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Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Mazra wrote:
By the way, have you guys made any resolutions this year? I tend to not make that stuff, because I know I can't keep them.
This year, thanks to a cynical Cracked article, I think I'm gonna try something different with my resolution this year. Instead of something like "Lose 10 pounds and keep it off" or "Quit doing some bad habit", I'm going to try "Learn a new skill". My plan is to have a list of things to try by the end of January. I figure if I shotgun out a bunch of attempts, there has to be something I'll stick with. There are already a few things I've always wanted to learn to do, but I'm sure I can think of more.
You have too much spare time, Pold. Between internship, bachelor, assignments and an overabundance of time spent online, I wish it was leap year, because one extra day in February sounds excellent right now.
Also, bubbly water did the trick.
Also, bubbly water did the trick.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Mazra wrote:
You have too much spare time, Pold.
Mazra wrote:
By the way, have you guys made any resolutions this year? I tend to not make that stuff, because I know I can't keep them.
Instead, I'm going to do something similar to what Poldy said, I'm going to start homebrewing at some point this year. It'll be glorious. And it may just kill me but hey, no guts no glory right?
Late, but HNY anyway, and hope it was good and you got laid/kissed/drunk etc... if you didn't then welcome to how my night was. Actually it was nice, all my friends were out partying, so I got to sit at home and enjoy some peace.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
New Years Day is a public holiday in Oz, but we found a cafe open to have dinner at. The waitress was dead on her feet and had shaky hands, so we tipped her, even though she gets triple-pay minimum wage on a holiday. We may have tipped her extra because she was a freaking unbelievably gorgeous strawberry-blonde Swede.
I plan on losing more weight and being more sociable since I prefer mostly to be alone. I want to put myself out of my comfort zone a lot to try to expand upon my persona.
Here's me at the Packer game last night.
Hope everyone has a good 2013.
Edited, Jan 6th 2013 2:00am by Paskil
Here's me at the Packer game last night.
Hope everyone has a good 2013.
Edited, Jan 6th 2013 2:00am by Paskil
Why are you disguised as a cheese? Are you trying to catch Exodus?
If he's not careful, he'll get smuggled into Canada dressed like that.
Interesting side note on the Cheesehead; if you turn it upside down, it will safely hold 3 beers and a bowl of nachos.
Unless you got the knock-off from dude down the street...then you're SOL.
Interesting side note on the Cheesehead; if you turn it upside down, it will safely hold 3 beers and a bowl of nachos.
Unless you got the knock-off from dude down the street...then you're SOL.
Jophiel wrote:
Pack your own lunch and bring nothing but Pixie Stix and Pop Rocks and get your liberty on.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Why are you disguised as a cheese? Are you trying to catch Exodus?
I murdered Exo with poisoned cheese ages ago. I got his password first so that has been me posting on his account now and again.
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