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Man, I don't even really celebrate the holiday except to make my family happy and I'm the one posting this? For shame. OOT DIEING etc.
I was doing Christmas shopping cause I was too hungover to bother doing that last Saturday (lol end of the world drinking).
Edit: I'm also terrible unfit to do any sort of Christmassy stuff, I just like the eating.
Edited, Dec 24th 2012 7:43pm by Aethien
Edit: I'm also terrible unfit to do any sort of Christmassy stuff, I just like the eating.
Edited, Dec 24th 2012 7:43pm by Aethien
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Got my gifts all wrapped. Just waiting for tonight to slip the extras under the tree. Not that my 13 year old believes in Santa; it's just always a kick to wake up and find swag that wasn't there eight hours ago.
Got my gifts all wrapped. Just waiting for tonight to slip the extras under the tree. Not that my 13 year old believes in Santa; it's just always a kick to wake up and find swag that wasn't there eight hours ago.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Merry Kiss Moose.
Got the last present earlier today. We're going to Christmas Eve service at my husband's church then traveling to be with his family tomorrow morning.
Got the last present earlier today. We're going to Christmas Eve service at my husband's church then traveling to be with his family tomorrow morning.
Jophiel wrote:
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Got my gifts all wrapped. Just waiting for tonight to slip the extras under the tree. Not that my 13 year old believes in Santa; it's just always a kick to wake up and find swag that wasn't there eight hours ago.
Got my gifts all wrapped. Just waiting for tonight to slip the extras under the tree. Not that my 13 year old believes in Santa; it's just always a kick to wake up and find swag that wasn't there eight hours ago.
This. This is awesome. +1 for being a good dad.
I always, always, always put off my gift wrapping until the last minute. Each year it takes longer as well since I end up buying more. I tell myself I won't delay the next year or wrap them in small batches and it never happens. HURRAY FOR CHRISTMAS TRADITIONS!
After coming back from the relatives tonight, I'm going to drink a little too much Jameson and probably spend three hours wrapping around 15 gifts, very *********Paskil wrote:
I always, always, always put off my gift wrapping until the last minute. Each year it takes longer as well since I end up buying more.
Edited, Dec 24th 2012 8:46pm by Aethien
Seasons Greetings and Happy Yule/Solstice etc etc... here's a card
Edited, Dec 24th 2012 2:35pm by Dyadem
Edited, Dec 24th 2012 2:35pm by Dyadem
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
No presents for you!
Friar Bijou wrote:
This is one of my favorite of the Bijou collection.
Merry Christmas OOT.
Love,
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PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
This is one of my favorite of the Bijou collection.
Merry Christmas OOT.
Where the hell is Woodstock?
Paskil wrote:
Where the hell is Woodstock? 
Woodstocks gone man! And I sold him the junk that did it!
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Paskil wrote:
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
This is one of my favorite of the Bijou collection.
Merry Christmas OOT.
Where the hell is Woodstock?
He's five posts above, trying to strangle Snoopy with Christmas lights.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Paskil wrote:
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
This is one of my favorite of the Bijou collection.
Merry Christmas OOT.
Where the hell is Woodstock?
He's five posts above, trying to strangle Snoopy with Christmas lights.
I bet he's under that ladies dress. He always struck me as a ******* perv. I suppose he could also be the cloud of dust (ashes) around Pigpen. MURDERERERERERS!
Just finished my gift wrapping.I first consumed a healthy dose of Jameson to dull the pain. I think now it might be time to start a new tradition because I'm fat etc.
I made prime rib for the fam yesterday and have about a third of the roast leftover. Still have some delicious horseradish sauce and au jus (all homemade) and some leftover herb and cheddar buttermilk biscuits. Time to go feed my meat/alcohol craving with a big *** thick 16oz slice of rare beef. OMNOMNOM.
I made prime rib for the fam yesterday and have about a third of the roast leftover. Still have some delicious horseradish sauce and au jus (all homemade) and some leftover herb and cheddar buttermilk biscuits. Time to go feed my meat/alcohol craving with a big *** thick 16oz slice of rare beef. OMNOMNOM.
Merry christmas from all of us here at Allakhazam / Zam / whatever.
Also, as a side note, we're using your magazines to wrap christmas presents this year. we got tired of holding them in the secret storage closet.
Remeber to post in Asylum if you want in this years prediction thread!
Also, as a side note, we're using your magazines to wrap christmas presents this year. we got tired of holding them in the secret storage closet.
Remeber to post in Asylum if you want in this years prediction thread!
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Kids off to bed and presents under the tree WAAAAY too much stuff, kids are spoiled, I did have to settle my daughter down before bed though, Not for excitement but because my wife stupidly picked up her "Elf on the Shelf" in front of her. She started crying that the elf won't be able to get to the north pole. Felt so bad for her, had to calm her down by convincing her she will hitch a ride back with Santa.
For those that don't know, you are not supposed to "touch" the elf or they lose all the Christmas magic. have to move them around every night so the kids think they flew to the north pole during the night to report all the good, and bad, things the kids do. Some people do some amusing things with them and post online.
Merry Christmas for those who celebrate it.
For those that don't know, you are not supposed to "touch" the elf or they lose all the Christmas magic. have to move them around every night so the kids think they flew to the north pole during the night to report all the good, and bad, things the kids do. Some people do some amusing things with them and post online.
Merry Christmas for those who celebrate it.
Tyrrant wrote:
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Merry Sol Invictus one and all. Or yknow, Christmas or whatever it is you celebrate! Have a good one.
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LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Santa brought me food poisoning.
And he didn't even leave a ******* gift receipt so I can't take it back to the store.
It appears it was the chocolate covered dried fruits, of all things. That's the only thing I ate that my husband didn't.
And he didn't even leave a ******* gift receipt so I can't take it back to the store.
It appears it was the chocolate covered dried fruits, of all things. That's the only thing I ate that my husband didn't.
Merry Christmas to everyone in the OOT!
Some cash, a new suitcase, gloves and clothes.
Best I gave was my brother and I got a family portrait done with both our families. My mom cried when she saw the picture of her 2 boys and 3 grand children.
Best I gave was my brother and I got a family portrait done with both our families. My mom cried when she saw the picture of her 2 boys and 3 grand children.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
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That's right, cause I totally meant to post that in this thread.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Tyrrant wrote:
For those that don't know, you are not supposed to "touch" the elf or they lose all the Christmas magic. have to move them around every night so the kids think they flew to the north pole during the night to report all the good, and bad, things the kids do. Some people do some amusing things with them and post online.
I am so glad that my kids are older and I can ignore this whole thing. When the kids asked how Santa knew they were bad, I told them that I called Santa myself because every parent gets Santa's number when a kid is born. And then when they really messed up in December, sent them postcards from the North Pole. "Steven, you didn't pick up your room and I'm very disappointed. --Santa." Clean room for the rest of the month.
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