Shall I lace his porch step and door handle with vaseline? Light a string of firecrackers on his back porch? Gently arrange a nail under his front car tire?
Find a way to shut off his power by remote.
Someone on another forum wrote:
Wow, you've got an awesome writing style.! I really dig the narrator'sback story, humor, sarcasm, and the plethora of pop culture references. Altogether a refreshingly different RotR journal (not that I don't like the more traditional ones, mind you).