The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
That's just asking to be abducted and **** probed.
If only!
Last bunch of aliens just made strained conversation for a couple hours and left with an awkward and uncomfortable hug.
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Last bunch of aliens just made strained conversation for a couple hours and left with an awkward and uncomfortable hug.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Move out of the apartment and into a house with 4+ acres of land, with the house situated smack dab in the middle of it, surrounded by trees.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Move out of the apartment and into a house with 4+ acres of land, with the house situated smack dab in the middle of it, surrounded by trees.
Well the only reason I'm still in the apartment is because it's a small town with limited options but the school district has the best special education staff and my sister has epilepsy. Once she graduates (in May), I'll definitely be moving into a house somewhere farther away from the congestion.
At any rate, I decided to go eye for an eye on the ******* and played about 10 solid minutes of Nickelback at full volume. The silence afterward was golden.
BrownDuck wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Move out of the apartment and into a house with 4+ acres of land, with the house situated smack dab in the middle of it, surrounded by trees.
Well the only reason I'm still in the apartment is because it's a small town with limited options but the school district has the best special education staff and my sister has epilepsy. Once she graduates (in May), I'll definitely be moving into a house somewhere farther away from the congestion.
At any rate, I decided to go eye for an eye on the @#%^ and played about 10 solid minutes of Nickelback at full volume. The silence afterward was golden.
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Move out of the apartment and into a house with 4+ acres of land, with the house situated smack dab in the middle of it, surrounded by trees.
Hey neighbor, name's Ed. Where you from? Family's been on this land here for darn near 150 years. 12th generation chicken farmer, that's right. Hey, leeme show you around. Keep our roosters in pens down by the gully. Got 'bout 150 of them right now, don't keep too many. Boy but do they ever get going on a clear morning, I tell you what. 5k hens in the barn though, just popping out money.
All our runoff settles in the pond here across the fence from your place, makes for some good fertilizer. What ya planning on growin? Well if you want any you know where to get it. Best when it's fresh like now. Anytime you need, just borrow a bit. Don't be a stranger like the Johnsons over there. Never hear a peep from them, 'cept when their boy brings home a new rifle. Loves shooting those things off. Just between you and me though, boy ain't been right since he got back from Iraq couple years back. Bless him he's a good boy, just worry 'bout him is all.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
BrownDuck wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Move out of the apartment and into a house with 4+ acres of land, with the house situated smack dab in the middle of it, surrounded by trees.
Well the only reason I'm still in the apartment is because it's a small town with limited options but the school district has the best special education staff and my sister has epilepsy. Once she graduates (in May), I'll definitely be moving into a house somewhere farther away from the congestion.
At any rate, I decided to go eye for an eye on the @#%^ and played about 10 solid minutes of Nickelback at full volume. The silence afterward was golden.
Edited, Dec 10th 2012 2:32pm by Uglysasquatch
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Spoonless wrote:
You should have played an hour of Gregorian Chant.
I wanted something annoying (I actually like that stuff) and with bass that could be heard clearly through the walls.
BrownDuck wrote:
Spoonless wrote:
You should have played an hour of Gregorian Chant.
I wanted something annoying (I actually like that stuff) and with bass that could be heard clearly through the walls.
Don't play dubsteb, you'll only make them stronger.
Play "Friday" by Rebecca Black with the bass cranked up. Make sure you go to Home Depot/Lowes and get a good hearing protecting headset with direction mic before that though.
Edited, Dec 10th 2012 2:46pm by Shaowstrike
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BrownDuck wrote:
Spoonless wrote:
You should have played an hour of Gregorian Chant.
I wanted something annoying (I actually like that stuff) and with bass that could be heard clearly through the walls.
Spoonless wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
Spoonless wrote:
You should have played an hour of Gregorian Chant.
I wanted something annoying (I actually like that stuff) and with bass that could be heard clearly through the walls.
I can tolerate Nickelback, and even like a few songs. Why else would I have them available to play in the first place?
In related news, I don't actually own a lot of dubstep. I'm very selective about that kind of music, and generally dislike the genre.BrownDuck wrote:
Spoonless wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
Spoonless wrote:
You should have played an hour of Gregorian Chant.
I wanted something annoying (I actually like that stuff) and with bass that could be heard clearly through the walls.
I can tolerate Nickelback, and even like a few songs. Why else would I have them available to play in the first place?
In related news, I don't actually own a lot of dubstep. I'm very selective about that kind of music, and generally dislike the genre.I figured that you were playing the music off of YouTube.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Uglysasquatch wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Move out of the apartment and into a house with 4+ acres of land, with the house situated smack dab in the middle of it, surrounded by trees.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Move out of the apartment and into a house with 4+ acres of land, with the house situated smack dab in the middle of it, surrounded by trees.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Move out of the apartment and into a house with 4+ acres of land, with the house situated smack dab in the middle of it, surrounded by trees.
Homeowners Associations
I'll take the drunks next door
They'll at least have beer.
BrownDuck wrote:
At any rate, I decided to go eye for an eye on the @#%^ and played about 10 solid minutes of Nickelback at full volume. The silence afterward was golden.
It's possible your neighbor just didn't realize that everyone around could hear his music playing and that provided the subtle hint needed. If not, I wouldn't continue to go toe to toe with him, but just call the cops if he's violating the noise laws. Hopefully it wont come to that though.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Dalans wrote:
Homeowners Associations
Not in my neighborhood. Good times
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
We don't need Homeowners Associations in Canada. We have government to tell us what to do.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
We don't need Homeowners Associations in Canada. We have government to tell us what to do.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
We don't need Homeowners Associations in Canada. We have government to tell us what to do.
No Birth Certificate checks, eh?
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Elinda wrote:
You can be a foreigner and still be president of the homeowners association.
Not if Amendment #12b to the Pine Glen Homeowners Association and Management Board Agreement passes at next Thursday's meeting. And, God and America willing, it will.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Elinda wrote:
Uglysasquatch wrote:
We don't need Homeowners Associations in Canada. We have government to tell us what to do.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
1am? Consider yourself lucky, my neighbors are outside playing soccer screaming "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL" until 6am at least once a week. One of their buddies is a bad drunk so usually we just have to wait it out until he picks a fight, then it usually deescalates and everyone goes home.
Guenny wrote:
1am? Consider yourself lucky, my neighbors are outside playing soccer screaming "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL" until 6am at least once a week. One of their buddies is a bad drunk so usually we just have to wait it out until he picks a fight, then it usually deescalates and everyone goes home.
Yeah in the grand scheme of things, it's not that bad, but a steady incessant bass beat coming through the wall is just damn annoying.
Guenny wrote:
1am? Consider yourself lucky, my neighbors are outside playing soccer screaming "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL" until 6am at least once a week.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Guenny wrote:
1am? Consider yourself lucky, my neighbors are outside playing soccer screaming "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL" until 6am at least once a week.
My neighbor's friend, who lives on the second floor, likes to inform my neighbor of his impending arrival by shouting his (my neighbor's) name from way down the hall. One of these days, I'm going to not be in bed when it happens, and then I'm going to kill him.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
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