And never once have I had a problem with my direct neighbors. Sure, there were the kids throwing rocks in the parking lot and generally tearing up the landscaping, and the occasional loud car coming through at 3:00AM full of drunk idiots, but all stuff I could deal with. However, I recently acquired a new hood rat neighbor who insists on having all his friends over and bumping loud music all hours of the night and day. Last night I had to endure from about 9:00PM to 1:00AM, and tonight it started again at ~7:00PM. Before I walk on over there and make a new enemy, I thought I'd see if anyone here had any creative ideas for dealing with jerks like this.
Shall I lace his porch step and door handle with vaseline? Light a string of firecrackers on his back porch? Gently arrange a nail under his front car tire?