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#27 Dec 07 2012 at 12:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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The wombat hits the car, tears through the roof with superwombat strength

I know wombats don't smell great but it'll take more than superwombat stench to tear through a truck roof.


Thats what the ceramic sword thingies are for. Did I forget to mention they have massive cutting lasers hidden in them too?
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#28 Dec 07 2012 at 3:13 AM Rating: Good
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..check out my new weapon, weapon of choice.

Okay right. For my Ballistics module at university I have an assignment of planning an assassination. The ins and outs are as follows:

200m from target
Target in a moving armoured 4x4
Bullet resistant glass
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So I know we have a bunch of military types here. So I figured I'd ask you guys for advice, because my first thought was f*cking
anti-material rifle with armour piercing incendiary BMG rounds. I mean, who doesn't love something that can kill a building paired with something that pierces armour and then catches fire?


Probably overkill, though. So, thoughts?


Whats the budget?
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#29 Dec 07 2012 at 4:52 AM Rating: Good
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Banana in the tailpipe.



You think they'll fall for it twice?
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#30 Dec 07 2012 at 5:45 AM Rating: Good
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That's right, no explosives. Incendiary rounds are sort of allowed, because it's the bullet doing the actual damage to the target. I just like the idea of things catching fire after I shoot them.

Has to be fired from what's classified as a "firearm", so less than 20 mm calibre.



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Try a 20mm cal ceramic tipped railgun slug. L10 BRG is rated to take .50 cal hits, so you need to get a little creative.
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#31 Dec 07 2012 at 6:19 AM Rating: Good
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PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
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That's right, no explosives.

Don't be facetious. Smiley: tongue
Then you'll have to throw your bullets.


Timelordwho wrote:
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..check out my new weapon, weapon of choice.

Okay right. For my Ballistics module at university I have an assignment of planning an assassination. The ins and outs are as follows:

200m from target
Target in a moving armoured 4x4
Bullet resistant glass
light armour



So I know we have a bunch of military types here. So I figured I'd ask you guys for advice, because my first thought was f*cking
anti-material rifle with armour piercing incendiary BMG rounds. I mean, who doesn't love something that can kill a building paired with something that pierces armour and then catches fire?


Probably overkill, though. So, thoughts?


Whats the budget?

Assume infinite monies.
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#32 Dec 07 2012 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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Nilatai wrote:
Assume infinite monies.


Well, in that case, there is no kill like overkill.

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Assume infinite monies.

Use infinite monkeys with revolvers until one gets through.
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#34 Dec 07 2012 at 4:33 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
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Assume infinite monies.

Use infinite monkeys with revolvers until one gets through.


You'd have to get them to create a resonant field for those to ever get through.
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#35 Dec 07 2012 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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For reference purposes, high level bulletproof glass vs. sniper rifle.
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#36 Dec 07 2012 at 4:53 PM Rating: Decent
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The funny part is that you never even checked out the 20mm sniper rifle. They exist and have been used. There even was a movie with Dolph Lundgren using one as
a professional killer.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Trigger

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/ImGatomon/th-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v619/ImGatomon/20mmsnipergun.jpg

You can even check out the specs and buy one!
http://www.vincelewis.net/20mm.html

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#37 Dec 08 2012 at 7:29 AM Rating: Good
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Technically speaking something which fires a 20mm projectile is no longer classified as a firearm. After that caliber it's a canon. Smiley: schooled
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#38 Dec 08 2012 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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Technically speaking something which fires a 20mm projectile is no longer classified as a firearm. After that caliber it's a canon. Smiley: schooled
Use your courses on electricity and magnetism and build your own 19.99mm railgun and fire U238 shells?
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#39 Dec 08 2012 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
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Technically speaking something which fires a 20mm projectile is no longer classified as a firearm. After that caliber it's a canon. Smiley: schooled
Use your courses on electricity and magnetism and build your own 19.99mm railgun and fire U238 shells?

Interesting loophole. I always wanted to build a railgun!
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#40 Dec 08 2012 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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You could also do a coilgun, but it'd be an intensive setup to get it to punch the glass. It would be quieter, though.
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Edit: bad linky thing!

Quieter for a tiny one maybe. Larger scale rail and coilguns have a fair amount of noise to them so far.




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#42 Dec 08 2012 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Edit: bad linky thing!

Quieter for a tiny one maybe. Larger scale rail and coilguns have a fair amount of noise to them so far.




Edited, Dec 8th 2012 11:33am by Kaolian


Source sound. Rails have contacting parts, coils don't. they also tend to arc plasma. you can also put noise reduction systems on a coilgun. Still hard to get one strong enough and small enough.

Here is a small, non-military grade handheld one.
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#43 Dec 11 2012 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
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So, you never mentioned who you were supposed to kill.
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Considering the timing, I'm thinking a nurse.
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  • Target's cell phone
  • Small projectile
  • Small explosive device


Combine all three and give the guy a call, like so:
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#46 Dec 11 2012 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
So, you never mentioned who you were supposed to kill.

Nameless target. Basically there's some sort of legal issue with using real people as the subject of an assignment like this.
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#47 Dec 11 2012 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nilatai wrote:
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So, you never mentioned who you were supposed to kill.

Nameless target. Basically there's some sort of legal issue with using real people as the subject of an assignment like this.


"undisclosed high-value target" sounds cooler. Smiley: cool

Like all real people? Or is something like a historically consistent Hitler assassination attempt okay?
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#48 Dec 11 2012 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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Just pretend it's the Pope then, that'll give you plenty motivation. He just got his new car as well so you can look up details on that.
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#49 Dec 11 2012 at 2:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Just pretend it's the Pope then
Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.
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#50 Dec 11 2012 at 4:02 PM Rating: Good
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Nilatai wrote:
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So, you never mentioned who you were supposed to kill.

Nameless target. Basically there's some sort of legal issue with using real people as the subject of an assignment like this.


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Scotty could do it with the right framerate.

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