Is it even close to being that big?
Has any other thread lasted for over three years?
The old Army of Kefka ffxi thread, some of the really old no nonexistant UBB forum ones, occasional others.
Is over 18k posts a lot for a single thread?
Yes, but not the most ever
I editted this post for quote fail and abbreviated your name, is that a problem?
That has been known to cause utter Kaos.
Also when I see a Theophany post I read his name as Tiffany, is that normal?
No. the rest of us see the Phantom of Theophany
Which still active admin has the oldest post?
Me. Though the posts in question are from before I was an admin. Most of the oldest posts were on the precurser UBB forums which sadly have ceased existing entirely even for archival purposes.
Which still active member does?
Probably Darknight, though I haven't seen him in a while. Gbaji or Jophiel are also in the running for that if I exclude myself.
Will I ever finish my novel? (I named the save file "Not a novel" just in case.)
Depends on what size font you use!
what is the flight speed of an unladen african swallow?
African or Panamanian?
What was the weird bug that I smushed in my bathroom earlier this evening? It looked like a diamond-ish-shaped dirt pile, but it had an appendage that came out and was pulling it along really really slowly.
Possibly a stink bug. maybe a snail of some sort?
Is it likely an editorial on SE's latest shenanigans that questions the "WTF are you people doing over there" factor that has sprung up in recent weeks/months? If so, can you include a digital /eyepoke from me when you post it?
I'm just mad they haven't added the legendary plaid chocobo yet.