First, I would like to thank everyone who has served before me, paving the path for today.
Second, I would like to officially make this my favorite holiday. Today, I went to Chili's, Red Lobster, Applebees, Hooters, Olive Garden and Lolittle Ceaser. Tomorrow, will be even more and better menus. Oh, and I got a free car wash. :)
Thank you America!