Forum Settings
Reply To Thread


#1 Jul 09 2012 at 4:39 AM Rating: Excellent
11,745 posts
I'm 30 and Ernest Borgnine is dead. Life sucks, comfort me with your rate ups and stale birthday cakes. Smiley: frown
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
Cooking/Fishing 100

"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
#2 Jul 09 2012 at 4:42 AM Rating: Excellent
You're old, but at least you're not standing beside Ernie at the pearly gates.

Master Meleagant Driftwood of Stromm, Warrior of the 69th level(EQ)
Rhyys, Human Warrior of 67th level(WoW)

The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning

Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#3 Jul 09 2012 at 7:18 AM Rating: Excellent
45,635 posts
All dogs go to heaven.

Happy birthday.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#4 Jul 09 2012 at 8:18 AM Rating: Excellent
614 posts
Happy birthday.
I wish I had some cake for you, but I don't.
#5 Jul 09 2012 at 12:54 PM Rating: Excellent
Welcome to "Dirty 30" ... now go out and spread the love. But not the herp.
Things I sometimes play...

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#6 Jul 09 2012 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
Many happy returns.
#7 Jul 09 2012 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
Internet Footsie Lawyer
12,846 posts
go to the bars get your free booze. go to IHOP and Dennys & get your free food.
#8 Jul 09 2012 at 2:54 PM Rating: Excellent
Feliz Cumpleanos, Shaowstrike!! Smiley: yippee

gbaji wrote:
Bush is a complete and utter moron.
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help


Recent Visitors: 42 All times are in CDT
Uglysasquatch, Anonymous Guests (41)