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#1 Jul 09 2012 at 4:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm 30 and Ernest Borgnine is dead. Life sucks, comfort me with your rate ups and stale birthday cakes. Smiley: frown
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
#2 Jul 09 2012 at 4:42 AM Rating: Excellent
You're old, but at least you're not standing beside Ernie at the pearly gates.

10k before the site's inevitable death or bust

The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning

Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
#3 Jul 09 2012 at 7:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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All dogs go to heaven.

Happy birthday.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
#4 Jul 09 2012 at 8:18 AM Rating: Excellent
614 posts
Happy birthday.
I wish I had some cake for you, but I don't.
#5 Jul 09 2012 at 12:54 PM Rating: Excellent
Welcome to "Dirty 30" ... now go out and spread the love. But not the herp.
Things I sometimes play...

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#6 Jul 09 2012 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
Many happy returns.
#7 Jul 09 2012 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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go to the bars get your free booze. go to IHOP and Dennys & get your free food.
#8 Jul 09 2012 at 2:54 PM Rating: Excellent
GBATE!! Never saw it coming
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Feliz Cumpleanos, Shaowstrike!! Smiley: yippee

Jophiel wrote:
Last week, I saw a guy with an eyepatch and a gold monocle and pointed him out to Flea as one of the most awesome things I've seen, ever. If I had an eyepatch and a gold monocle, I'd always dress up as Mr. Peanut but with a hook hand and a parrot.
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