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#1 Jun 17 2012 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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EDIT: @#%^ cap[slock. @#%^ that sh*t.




Oh and also, [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_paper_orientation]toilet paper debate ****

Edited, Jun 17th 2012 11:16pm by Aethien
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I am so an over the roll person. I used to be a lot more **** (ha) about it when I was younger. Like if I was at someone else's house, and it was going under, I would fix it so that the paper was going over. I can restrain myself to not interfere with other people's toilet paper now though. Smiley: grin

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I've never been one to be particularly worried by how the toilet paper is hung.
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I've never been one to be particularly worried by how the toilet paper is hung.
Out is the only way, else it's rubbing up against the wall all the time, that can't be right.
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I've never been one to be particularly worried by how the toilet paper is hung.


Well, I find that if the toilet paper is particularly well-hung, I tend to sit down more than stand up.
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I never realized there was a difference of opinion on the subject. I always assumed "under" rolled towels to be an indeliberate result.
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I've never been one to be particularly worried by how the toilet paper is hung.
Out is the only way, else it's rubbing up against the wall all the time, that can't be right.

It's round. It's rubbing against the wall regardless of orientation.
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I had a roommate who had a cat that, if the T.P. was hung in the over orientation, would bat at the roll, until it had completely unravelled on to the floor.

I was trained from that to always do the under orientation.
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Yeah, my cat used to do that when she was younger. She grew out of it though.
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[quote=His Excellency Aethien]Oh and also, toilet paper debate ****

[link=
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Edited, Jun 17th 2012 11:26pm by BrownDuck
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Always over. You get extra squares when you go under, and that is just a waste.
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Definitely over, I find it easier to get hold of the end that way. Either my housemate or her boyfriend (possibly both) go for under so it's 50/50 whether I get my preferred orientation.

What I find much more of an issue is people who can't or won't put the toilet roll on a spring type holder (like this). They aren't hard to use and there is no need to leave the new toilet roll perched on top of the empty one.
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I was raised an under man, but my ex-wife was an over **** so I got re-trained to be an over. Even now that I'm divorced, I still do the over thing just because I was used to it for 4 years and under feels weird now.

In retrospect, when I found out she was an over I should have kicked her to the curb rather than adapt.
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I use wet wipes. Too busy being awesome to care which way the wife sets the toilet paper.
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I'm happy as long as the paper finds it's way onto the roller at some point. For some reason that's a problem around our place. Smiley: rolleyes
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What I find much more of an issue is people who can't or won't put the toilet roll on a spring type holder (like this). They aren't hard to use and there is no need to leave the new toilet roll perched on top of the empty one.


The one I have in my flat is a pain to use. It's not like that one, it's just a bit of plastic that can be bent weirdly (with a lot of force). I just let the cleaning staff do it.

I'm usually over. I don't care much, in my last flat we didn't even have a toilet roll holder and here we have a toilet showerhead (in fact, I have only that at work because I can't be bothered to carry toilet paper around with me everywhere).
It's awesome. They should have them everywhere...
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#18 Jun 18 2012 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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[quote=His Excellency Aethien]Oh and also, toilet paper debate ****

[link=
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You know, I actually thought of that old post when I read the OP.

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#21 Jun 19 2012 at 11:11 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, I figured that'd be it.

Are dentists in the US expensive...?
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#24 Jun 20 2012 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
Yup. A regular teeth cleaning costs nearly $200 without insurance. Hell, even at the health center at my school it cost around $50-$75, when a normal doctor visit only cost $15.
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You people pay far too much for healthcare.

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You've got dentists there? Smiley: dubious
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**** you posting before I edited.

But yes, we do. We just don't have so much social stigma attached to not having unnaturally white teeth.
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#28 Jun 20 2012 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
I think there's some middle ground in there you're missing. Smiley: tongue I have what I would consider, normal looking teeth and I've never had anyone tell me they look nasty. They sure aren't abnormally white, considering I haven't bleached them since I was in high school.
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You actually bleached them before?

And dentists in England are overpriced and have ridiculous waiting lists, compared to Scotland. Just sayin'.
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Two hundred for a cleaning sounds a bit high to me. Granted, I have dental insurance, so my cleanings don't cost me a penny, so I could be wrong.
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Scotland has more dentists per capita. Smiley: schooled

That tends to happen in areas where you have the same level of public service, but less public to service.
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Scotland generally has more service per capita. I don't get why people live in England. It's rainier down there, too...

Edit: Fillings are still 20% of the English price, as far as I know. What's the price of a filling in England?

Edited, Jun 21st 2012 1:38pm by Kalivha
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We just don't have so much social stigma attached to not having unnaturally white teeth.

Or teeth at all.

Most of your actors have decent teeth, but I was watching a recent documentary about the London Tube, and every single slub looked like he'd been chewing on a rotten apple.
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Edit: Fillings are still 20% of the English price, as far as I know. What's the price of a filling in England?
You're not talking about pie, but now the topic is pie.
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Edit: Fillings are still 20% of the English price, as far as I know. What's the price of a filling in England?

Edited, Jun 21st 2012 1:38pm by Kalivha

No idea, I don't have any. I own a toothbrush and mouthwash.
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#37 Jun 21 2012 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
Not real bleaching like at the dentist, but I used one of those Crest Whitestrips at home bleaching kits a couple times when I was in high school and cared way too much about my appearance.
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Edit: Fillings are still 20% of the English price, as far as I know. What's the price of a filling in England?

Edited, Jun 21st 2012 1:38pm by Kalivha

No idea, I don't have any. I own a toothbrush and mouthwash.


That doesn't really help for teeth that are 22+ years old and not made for anywhere near that timespan. Lol babytooth.


Some of our servants have red teeth. I think they use something weird on them. I don't want to ask them... maybe I will ask my workmate, haha.
Our attendant is missing a tooth. It's not all that bad...
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They're chewing Paan, most likely.
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Oh, yeah, that might be it. Huh.
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Yeah, I figured that'd be it.

Are dentists in the US expensive...?


My teeth have cost me $16,000 over the past six years. Going to be $17,000 next month. Genetics **** me over and my teeth "are like swiss chees" according to my dentist. So... most of my teeth are actually crowns at this point. Very good porcelain crowns, at least.
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So I got a third world tooth infection. Went to the dentist today, paid Rs. 200 - about $2. I still need to buy antibiotics for it (pharmacies are closed Fridays before the prayer/jummah), but that won't be much more.

Went to get an eye check up right after, paid Rs. 20 for that and Rs. 2750 for 2 pairs of new glasses, ready within 2 days (as opposed to the 2-3 weeks it takes in Europe iirc).

Sometimes Pakistan is just so awesome.

And crap, I've paid less than $100 in my life for dental stuff, in total, including braces, a filling on that same tooth that's bothering me now which needs to be replaced every couple of years or so and random other stuff. Also professional cleanings.

What do you get for that $1,000 next month?
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I get to live a full month without the fear of being killed because I'm not one of them.

Fair deal, in my opinion.
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That's the most likely thing to get me killed around here, actually. Never mind.

There's a takeaway off campus that's named something like "Bovine Chicken Evolution".

Nah, I'll be safe because I have scary looking guys with big guns. Smiley: grin
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Not literally. It's called some made up word that's made up for Bovine and Chicken... Bovicken? No. I don't remember.

And then underneath in smaller letters it says "We've taken evolution one step further!" or something like that. It amused me greatly. Smiley: lol

Edit: See my sig. Even considering Ahmadiyya Jamaat a Muslim sect is apostasy. Unless you're, like, Ahmadi, I guess. Which is kind of illegal in Pakistan. So I'm just ignoring all that for the next 2 months... or something.

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