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#1 Jun 05 2012 at 4:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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So this is a thing, and since it was on sale at the local beauty supplies shop, I caved and bought a bottle and one of the little magnets the other day.

After playing with that one bottle, I went back and bought it in every single color they had while it was on sale. Damn, ladies, this is the coolest thing that you can apply to your nails. And I sound like a cyborg, too, when I describe how I got the effect on my nails.

Now all I think about is how badass a car would look covered in this stuff.

On the other hand, I'm sort of disappointed that I didn't get super powers from it. If they marketed nail polish to guys, they'd need to have a disclaimer: "This product does not turn you into Magneto. You will not have the power to single-handedly destroy electronics at will. Sorry."

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#2 Jun 05 2012 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
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Have fun wiping your credit cards.
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#3 Jun 05 2012 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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You realize that the magnets are not IN your nails, right? Just iron dust.
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#4 Jun 05 2012 at 4:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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And iron dust can be magnetized.
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#5 Jun 05 2012 at 5:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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F*ckin' magnets, how do they work?
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#6 Jun 05 2012 at 5:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Guess that explains why it was on sale, then.
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#7 Jun 05 2012 at 9:57 PM Rating: Good
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I don't think that's really a danger.

The stuff is pretty awesome, though. Just don't get sucked into the world of custom polishes on Etsy... Smiley: lol
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#8 Jun 06 2012 at 2:54 AM Rating: Excellent
Its most likely the gay talking, but I really like want that.
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#9 Jun 09 2012 at 10:51 PM Rating: Decent
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For some reason I was expecting to see a picture of somebody able to pick metal up with their nails.
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#10 Jun 10 2012 at 10:51 AM Rating: Good
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You realize that the magnets are not IN your nails, right? Just iron dust.


Buy one bottle at regular price and we'll throw in the pneumoconiosis for free!
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