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#1 May 31 2012 at 2:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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#2 May 31 2012 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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I wrote:
One way or another, this is going to be a reality show.


I totally called it, not that anyone gives a ****.
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#3 May 31 2012 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Springer's doing MTV reality shows now?
#4 May 31 2012 at 3:19 PM Rating: Good
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Springer's doing MTV reality shows now?


Or Maury, or Montel (Though, I think I saw Montel doing commercials for one of those back alley pay day loan companies).
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#5 May 31 2012 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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(Though, I think I saw Montel doing commercials for one of those back alley pay day loan companies).


I smell some synergy at work there.
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#6 May 31 2012 at 5:03 PM Rating: Good
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I hate reality TV. I do however have student loans to repay. Where do I sign?
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#7 May 31 2012 at 6:51 PM Rating: Good
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Nilatai wrote:
I hate reality TV. I do however have student loans to repay. Where do I sign?


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#8 May 31 2012 at 6:55 PM Rating: Good
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Damn, my income is just under $500 a month. I think.

What's the exchange rate these days any way?
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From what I've heard, Euros are trading even with the yen.
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#10 Jun 01 2012 at 12:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nil's using pounds though because he's a British ****.

And on the note of pounds, a pint of beer is going to set you back £7.23 at the Olympics. the organisers had “gone to great lengths” to find “high quality, tasty food that celebrates the best of Britain” *COUGH*Heineken*COUGH*
#11 Jun 01 2012 at 1:14 AM Rating: Good
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I wrote:
One way or another, this is going to be a reality show.


I totally called it, not that anyone gives a sh*t.


Congratulations. Your prize is a nice hot cup of STFU.

Sorry, man, but I've got to practice if I want to make it onto this show.
#12 Jun 01 2012 at 1:43 AM Rating: Good
I can buy a packet of cookies for ~$0.05.

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#13 Jun 01 2012 at 6:31 AM Rating: Good
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Kavekk wrote:
Mazra wrote:
I wrote:
One way or another, this is going to be a reality show.


I totally called it, not that anyone gives a sh*t.


Congratulations. Your prize is a nice hot cup of STFU.

Sorry, man, but I've got to practice if I want to make it onto this show.


O.M.G., you're, like, totally, like, such a *****, Ashley!

Am I doing it right?
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#14 Jun 01 2012 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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Mazra wrote:
I wrote:
One way or another, this is going to be a reality show.
I totally called it, not that anyone gives a sh*t.
So you're to blame.
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#15 Jun 01 2012 at 8:15 AM Rating: Good
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If someone is dishonest enough to pursue a virtual relationship based on falsehoods, they'd probably have no problem creating an overly dramatic but self-inflating fictional account of the relationship.

lies within lies within lies.......
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#16 Jun 01 2012 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good
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#17 Jun 01 2012 at 8:51 AM Rating: Excellent
I have 26 fake facebook accounts but all they do is play Castleville all day.

Probably not what they're looking for.
#18 Jun 01 2012 at 8:53 AM Rating: Good
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catwho wrote:
I have 26 fake facebook accounts but all they do is play Castleville all day.

Probably not what they're looking for.


OMG, I have trouble keeping up just 1 CastleVille account. How do you manage 26?!?!?
#19 Jun 01 2012 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
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catwho wrote:
I have 26 fake facebook accounts but all they do is play Castleville all day.

Probably not what they're looking for.


OMG, I have trouble keeping up just 1 CastleVille account. How do you manage 26?!?!?


I don't. The accounts were originally created for Farmville a few years ago. (They're called "The Alphabets" and their names are stuffy like Alfred Farmer, Betty Farmer, Charlie Gardener, etc.) Rather than delete the accounts when I quit Farmville, I simply passed on the accounts to others who were still playing. Having multiple cross friended accounts is very handy for all the social media games, after all.

Last I saw, some of them were pretty high level in everything from Mafia Wars to Draw Something....
#20 Jun 01 2012 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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catwho wrote:
Bigdaddyjug wrote:
catwho wrote:
I have 26 fake facebook accounts but all they do is play Castleville all day.

Probably not what they're looking for.


OMG, I have trouble keeping up just 1 CastleVille account. How do you manage 26?!?!?


I don't. The accounts were originally created for Farmville a few years ago. (They're called "The Alphabets" and their names are stuffy like Alfred Farmer, Betty Farmer, Charlie Gardener, etc.) Rather than delete the accounts when I quit Farmville, I simply passed on the accounts to others who were still playing. Having multiple cross friended accounts is very handy for all the social media games, after all.

Last I saw, some of them were pretty high level in everything from Mafia Wars to Draw Something....


Yeah, it was always annoying trying to find 10 friends who played the same game as you just so you could get that farm expansion or whatever it was. Damnit, now you're making me want to get back into Farmville and make a bunch of fake Facebook accounts to add as friends. Just imagine the cross-gifting you could do?!?!?
#21 Jun 01 2012 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
It also helps if you have access to infinite email addresses from someplace other than the standard email repositories. I used the email addresses I have from my catwho.net domain and so Facebook never banned any of them, since they didn't even hit on the radar.
#22 Jun 01 2012 at 3:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why is your "Why you should hire me" page next to your fan-fiction page?
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#23 Jun 01 2012 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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It also helps if you have access to infinite email addresses from someplace other than the standard email repositories. I used the email addresses I have from my catwho.net domain and so Facebook never banned any of them, since they didn't even hit on the radar.


I should have access to at least 10 more email address that aren't "hotmail" type accounts. I'm not serious about doing it, but if I wanted to I could get up to 11 or 12 accounts.
#24 Jun 01 2012 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
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How on Europa can you guys play those facebook games? If you want hours upon hours of browser game fun I recommend Kingdom of Loathing.

But seriously, how can you play facebook games? Smiley: confused

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#25 Jun 01 2012 at 10:07 PM Rating: Good
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Why is your "Why you should hire me" page next to your fan-fiction page?


Because that website isn't actually used for anything. My real professional website is elsewhere.
#26 Jun 02 2012 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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Timelordwho wrote:
Why is your "Why you should hire me" page next to your fan-fiction page?


Because that website isn't actually used for anything. My real professional website is elsewhere.


I'm positive TLW knows your real professional website.
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