Oh yea. Homework, I forgot to mention. If you were female, all you'd need to do is post in a way that imitates normal human behavior and you're gravy. It's probably not too late to tell everyone you have a ******.
It's called a v-card.
To the op, head over the asylum (forum=4) and start a friday/weekend thread. It has the same effect of showing up to a staff meeting with a box of donuts. People wont' really like you more for it, but they'll pretend to. Edited, Jun 1st 2012 2:49pm by Elinda