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#1 May 20 2012 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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Frozen planet narrated by Alec Baldwin is a hoot.

"...the seas here are so violent, you'd have to be a masochist to live here; - either that, or a penguin!"

"...getting these animals back to work. As the months move on they [owls] find that a lemming doesn't go as far as it used to.."

"It's not food that brings them here; It's a matter of --'Personal Hygiene'. We're not sure but this looks a lot like bliss."

"This muddy pool serves as a penguin spa. It's a great place to cool the feet, but why not indulge in a facial? Mud mud, glorious mud. It just does wonders for the complexion."

Edited, May 20th 2012 12:37pm by Timelordwho
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#3 May 24 2012 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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America's Got Talent has to be the worst show on television.
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#4 May 24 2012 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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I can't agree or disagree when I find all shows similar to it to be equally atrocious.
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America's Got Talent has to be the worst show on television.


My vote is with Dance Moms.
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#6 May 24 2012 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
Toddlers and Tiaras is a crime against humanity.
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#7 May 24 2012 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
My vote is Jersey Shores. Although the Toddler show is definitely up there.
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If you think Jersey Shore is bad, you should see Brooklyn 11223. It's like Jersey Shore, but apparently the cast and crew are so stupid that they don't even know where they're filming.

11223 is Gravesend, not Bay Ridge. Smiley: mad
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#9 May 25 2012 at 12:55 AM Rating: Good
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In Scotland, there is The Nasheed Factor. It's like the X Factor, but with religious Islamic singing.

I think the whole concept is kind of terrifying.
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#10 May 25 2012 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
There's an Islamic singing show on the air in Scotland? Smiley: confused That's just weird.

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#11 May 25 2012 at 7:05 PM Rating: Good
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I'm not sure it's actually on television but we get 2-3 religious channels up there, so I wouldn't be surprised.

I've just been getting spammed about it on FB and my e-mail...
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