Are you in any way related to MagingMartin?
That's right, forum nobodies. I remember you. Oh, Ari might seem nice, with her simple Aussie charm and her rugged good looks... too nice to write, too nice to return my calls, even after I sent her that poem with all my feelings written down in it... Women like that, don't they? Feelings? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, ARI? MY BLOOD? TAKE IT. It belongs to you anyw-
We're getting sidetracked here.
What I'm saying is, you know, Ari's an awful person and I never liked her anyway, whatever who ******* cares obviously NO ONE... moving on...
Niobia here used to beat people up for cash. Kuwoobie had a really dodgy beard... I've never done anything like that. So if you want to make friends with someone, maybe rate all their posts up, kind of idolise them a bit... you know, whatever... then I'm your guy. Even if I don't look like the best candidate, at first glance. I care about you far more than these guys do. They hate you, all of them. Now me, I just pretend to now and then, because I'm a cool guy and you know, I've got to play it cool. Can't let em know you care, cause that's uncool, right? If you want someone to like you, you've gotta be aloof - no-one likes to have some weirdo dump all their feelings on them.
Tips from the pros, kids.
Anyway, I can protect you from these guys. They're joking around now, they seem pretty harmless... But if you make one mistake, just one slip up... BAM! They're on you like a cheetah strapped to a maserati tied to the end of the world. They're predators. Bijou here? He once ate a man's spleen. Just bit right into him, tore it out, left him to die... And now I know how that man felt, Ari, you lying whor..rible person.
I'm Kavekk, nice to meet you. You can call me 'guy who I +1 all the time even though I hate him, I'm gonna stab him in the back as soon as possible like they all do, yeah whatever **** you you little piece of ****', or 'guy' for short.
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