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#1 Apr 17 2012 at 6:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was totally not minding turning 35, until the new grad school that I am transferring to, demanded transcripts from a school that my current grad school didn't. It includes credits that were never used for my Associates and Bachelors degrees. The transcript is 15 freakin years old =(

So, please, send me two of whatever BIjou is having, with a side of geritol.

Niobia

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Edited, Apr 17th 2012 7:01pm by niobia
#2 Apr 17 2012 at 6:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not sure if birthday thread.

Happy birthday? Smiley: cake
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#3 Apr 17 2012 at 6:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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niobia wrote:
So, please, send me two of whatever BIjou is having, with a side of geritol.
What do you want with Viagra and hip replacements?
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#4 Apr 17 2012 at 6:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Viagra works for girls doesn't it?

Besides, two good Titanium hips would be better than the ones her birthing has messed up!
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Not sure if birthday thread.

Happy birthday? Smiley: cake

Yes it is =) today.

Viagra hmmmm. This might just be a GREAT birthday! As for my hips, both babies were cesarean. I think margaritas could fix that issue

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My brother and I were both Caesarian. Sometimes I say to my friends as a retort "Well at least I never touched my mother's vagina". It usually wins the argument because they're not sure what I just said, or really have no idea what to say.

I'm not sure why I shared that, I'm sleepy.
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Nilatai wrote:
I'm not sure why I shared that, I'm sleepy.


Because in reality, you are envious of everyone who did get to touch their mother's vagina.

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TirithRR wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
I'm not sure why I shared that, I'm sleepy.


Because in reality, you are envious of everyone who did get to touch their mother's vagina.

Edited, Apr 17th 2012 9:08pm by TirithRR

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#9 Apr 17 2012 at 7:45 PM Rating: Excellent
Happy Birthday young lady.
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#10 Apr 17 2012 at 9:06 PM Rating: Excellent
35 is the new 30... or something... like that...!

Regardless, happy birthday! Enjoy taking a break from real life to go back to school!
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#11 Apr 17 2012 at 10:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Just think, at 36 you can legally date someone half your age. Smiley: grin

Yes I'm aware in some states its probably 30...or worse yet 20.
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Congrats on surviving to 35! Your beating the odds!
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Gratz on the birthday.
And you're not even halfway through your life, no need to feel old yet.
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#15 Apr 18 2012 at 5:43 AM Rating: Excellent
Happy birthday.
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Smiley: yippee HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!! Smiley: yippee

I turn 35 later this year myself. At first I was dreading it, but now I'm just telling myself that when i turn 35 I'll just be more distinguished.


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#17 Apr 18 2012 at 8:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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I turned 35 earlier this year. Did I miss something about that being a big one?
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Congratulations, and best of luck in planning for your mid-life crises. Smiley: smile
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#19 Apr 18 2012 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Happy birthday, sweet one! And don't worry about the age of your transcript. Mine's older than yours.
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Feliz Cumpleanos, Niobia!! Smiley: yippee

ALSO: 35? pffft...get offa mah lawn, kid! *shakes fist*

ALSO:ALSO: I think I broke an old fusion at S1. So, yeah, really sore hips. Smiley: frown
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#21 Apr 19 2012 at 12:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nilatai wrote:
Sometimes I say to my friends as a retort "Well at least I never touched my mother's vagina". It usually wins the argument because they're not sure what I just said, or really have no idea what to say.

How can your friends NOT respond to that, the most obvious being "I touched your moms vagina".
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Actually, squicky as it may sound, a human foetus does not have any gut flora that allows them to digest food. As the baby is born, its skin picks up some of the mother's gut flora that is hanging around her anus invisibly, and some of her flora enters her baby's mouth and begins the first colonisation of her baby's gut that will allow it to eat food later. So caesarean births can lead to digestion, health and immune system problems* unless the child gets some human faeces smear on their faces later.

*The immune system is surprisingly strongly tied to the health of the gut biota.
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Actually, squicky as it may sound, a human foetus does not have any gut flora that allows them to digest food. As the baby is born, its skin picks up some of the mother's gut flora that is hanging around her anus invisibly, and some of her flora enters her baby's mouth and begins the first colonisation of her baby's gut that will allow it to eat food later. So caesarean births can lead to digestion, health and immune system problems* unless the child gets some human faeces smear on their faces later.

*The immune system is surprisingly strongly tied to the health of the gut biota.


Haven't heard of that before, but it seems like something easily remedied by those pro-biotic foods.

Then a woman can have a healthy baby and a youthful vagina!
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Sometimes I say to my friends as a retort "Well at least I never touched my mother's vagina". It usually wins the argument because they're not sure what I just said, or really have no idea what to say.

How can your friends NOT respond to that, the most obvious being "I touched your moms vagina".


Or "well that was your last and only chance to touch a vagina"
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I'm late, but Happy Birthday Nio!
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Congratulations, and best of luck in planning for your mid-life crises. Smiley: smile
HAHAH Good thing that I'm majoring in counseling :P

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Aripyanfar wrote:
Actually, squicky as it may sound, a human foetus does not have any gut flora that allows them to digest food. As the baby is born, its skin picks up some of the mother's gut flora that is hanging around her anus invisibly, and some of her flora enters her baby's mouth and begins the first colonisation of her baby's gut that will allow it to eat food later. So caesarean births can lead to digestion, health and immune system problems* unless the child gets some human faeces smear on their faces later.

*The immune system is surprisingly strongly tied to the health of the gut biota.


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