Uglysasquatch wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Milk is only good when used to make something else.
And the ice cream brings it back to milk being needed to make the cookies better.
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Entirely false. However, even if it were true, milk makes so many things great, while cookies only make cookies good. Unless they're uncooked, in which case they make soft served ice cream really good too.
And the ice cream brings it back to milk being needed to make the cookies better.
Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.
So what you're saying is, a good cookie is like a good...
*looks around*
Oh wait, this isn't the Asylum. Nevermind.
Clown hole.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
To quote an anime forum I haunted about 14 years ago... Both. "I don't even want to think at Oreos without milk."
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Homemade cookies are heavenly. The ones you buy at the store that are hard? Blech.
Also, fudge striped shortbread.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Homemade cookies are heavenly. The ones you buy at the store that are hard? Blech.
Yeah but those aren't warm and gooey either. They're chemically altered to prevent drying / stiffening, and ever since they modified the recipe (right around the same time they reduced the cookie diameter, ca. 20 years ago), they taste like utter ****.
If you warm them up and put them on ice cream, though...
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A ball of ice-cream in a cup with a shot of espresso over it.
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.
Warm and gooey cookies would be cake where I'm from. Like brownies and stuff.
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
Windmill cookies are neither warm nor gooey, and they are awesome.
That was special.
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
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I wouldn't call stroopwafels cookies.
It makes no sense to call them anything else. Also, I'm no reminded that I haven't had a stroopwafel for months, I need to fix this.
Samoas.
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Thin Mints.
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Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars. 
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars.
Well, there goes my pancreas.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I have a racist ****.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars.
That's exactly what I was going to say, but I decided
was more accurate.Mazra wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.
Warm and gooey cookies would be cake where I'm from. Like brownies and stuff.
No, there is a distinct difference. A warm and gooey chocolate chip cookie is one of the most orgasmic experiences when it comes to food. Brownies and cake are fluffy and usually at least half an inch thick. A warm and gooey cookie is still a cookie.
Kavekk wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Cookies in general aren't that awesome but some cookies just make the world better. Like stroopwafels. And stroopwafels are always good, milk needs to be made into something else before it's any good.
Stroopwafels: easy to pronounce, difficult to eat in moderation
Edit: although I guess they would be easy to eat while moderating.
Edited, May 13th 2012 9:34am by Timelordwho
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