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#27 Apr 10 2012 at 3:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Milk is only good when used to make something else.
Entirely false. However, even if it were true, milk makes so many things great, while cookies only make cookies good. Unless they're uncooked, in which case they make soft served ice cream really good too.

And the ice cream brings it back to milk being needed to make the cookies better.
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#28 Apr 10 2012 at 4:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.
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#29 Apr 10 2012 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.


So what you're saying is, a good cookie is like a good...

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#30 Apr 10 2012 at 5:01 PM Rating: Good
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#31 Apr 10 2012 at 8:34 PM Rating: Good
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To quote an anime forum I haunted about 14 years ago... Both. "I don't even want to think at Oreos without milk."
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#32 Apr 11 2012 at 12:30 AM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Homemade cookies are heavenly. The ones you buy at the store that are hard? Blech.
Not all store-bought cookies are hard.

Also, fudge striped shortbread. Smiley: drool2
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Homemade cookies are heavenly. The ones you buy at the store that are hard? Blech.
Not all store-bought cookies are hard.


Yeah but those aren't warm and gooey either. They're chemically altered to prevent drying / stiffening, and ever since they modified the recipe (right around the same time they reduced the cookie diameter, ca. 20 years ago), they taste like utter ****.
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#34 Apr 11 2012 at 6:15 AM Rating: Good
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If you warm them up and put them on ice cream, though...
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#35 Apr 11 2012 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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#36 Apr 11 2012 at 7:11 AM Rating: Good
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.


Warm and gooey cookies would be cake where I'm from. Like brownies and stuff.
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#37 Apr 11 2012 at 8:15 AM Rating: Good
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Windmill cookies are neither warm nor gooey, and they are awesome.
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#40 May 09 2012 at 10:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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#41 May 10 2012 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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I wouldn't call stroopwafels cookies.
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#42 May 10 2012 at 2:46 PM Rating: Good
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It makes no sense to call them anything else. Also, I'm no reminded that I haven't had a stroopwafel for months, I need to fix this.
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#44 May 10 2012 at 11:06 PM Rating: Excellent
Thin Mints.

Oh God, Thin Mints.
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#45 May 10 2012 at 11:54 PM Rating: Good
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Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars. Smiley: lol
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#46 May 11 2012 at 3:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars. Smiley: lol


Smiley: drool
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#47 May 11 2012 at 4:10 PM Rating: Excellent
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars. Smiley: lol


Well, there goes my pancreas.
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#48 May 11 2012 at 4:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars. Smiley: lol
Come June I'm gonna be a fat *** and in debt.
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#49 May 12 2012 at 11:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars. Smiley: lol
Come June I'm gonna be a fat *** and in debt.


That's exactly what I was going to say, but I decided Smiley: drool was more accurate.
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#50 May 13 2012 at 3:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.


Warm and gooey cookies would be cake where I'm from. Like brownies and stuff.


No, there is a distinct difference. A warm and gooey chocolate chip cookie is one of the most orgasmic experiences when it comes to food. Brownies and cake are fluffy and usually at least half an inch thick. A warm and gooey cookie is still a cookie.
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#51 May 13 2012 at 7:31 AM Rating: Good
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Cookies in general aren't that awesome but some cookies just make the world better. Like stroopwafels. And stroopwafels are always good, milk needs to be made into something else before it's any good.


Stroopwafels: easy to pronounce, difficult to eat in moderation


Edit: although I guess they would be easy to eat while moderating.

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