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#1 Apr 09 2012 at 11:52 AM Rating: Decent
Hey guys, sorry I've been sort of away dealing with real life issues, but anyways im back and active. So anyways on with the topic, what do you think is better ?

Cookies , milk or both?

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So glad real life calmed down...
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Cookies.
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Are the animal crackers magic?
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Are the animal crackers magic?


They are those animal cookies they call frosted animal cookies and they come in a huge pink sack (god I shouldn't have used those words with Diggs). But they really only have a tiny bit of what can only be called icing on them.

Despite all of this, the cookies are still **** amazing and you can't help but eat the entire sack in two days.
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#14 Apr 09 2012 at 1:59 PM Rating: Good
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Sounds like you have quite the appetite.
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Animal crackers, I guess.

Unless you somehow meant windmill cookies, because then it's all about the windmill cookies.
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#18 Apr 10 2012 at 5:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Clearly the answer is milk. Cookies are good, but they need milk to be great. Milk is good and make so many other things great.
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Milk is only good when used to make something else.
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Since it looks like we're actually responding here, I have to ask:
We talking just plain milk? Or are flavors allowed?
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Milk is only good when used to make something else.
Entirely false. However, even if it were true, milk makes so many things great, while cookies only make cookies good. Unless they're uncooked, in which case they make soft served ice cream really good too.
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Cookies in general aren't that awesome but some cookies just make the world better. Like stroopwafels. And stroopwafels are always good, milk needs to be made into something else before it's any good.
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I guess if coffee milk is put into play, I might need to revise my position.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Cookies in general aren't that awesome but some cookies just make the world better. Like stroopwafels. And stroopwafels are always good, milk needs to be made into something else before it's any good.


Stroopwafels: delicious, hard to pronounce.
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#25 Apr 10 2012 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
Homemade cookies are heavenly. The ones you buy at the store that are hard? Blech.
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Homemade cookies are heavenly. The ones you buy at the store that are hard? Blech.


Oddly enough, there's a special place in my heart for store-brand, generic oatmeal cookies.

Oh, and Vanilla Wafers.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Milk is only good when used to make something else.
Entirely false. However, even if it were true, milk makes so many things great, while cookies only make cookies good. Unless they're uncooked, in which case they make soft served ice cream really good too.

And the ice cream brings it back to milk being needed to make the cookies better.
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#28 Apr 10 2012 at 4:41 PM Rating: Excellent
Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.


So what you're saying is, a good cookie is like a good...

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Oh wait, this isn't the Asylum. Nevermind.
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To quote an anime forum I haunted about 14 years ago... Both. "I don't even want to think at Oreos without milk."
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Homemade cookies are heavenly. The ones you buy at the store that are hard? Blech.
Not all store-bought cookies are hard.

Also, fudge striped shortbread. Smiley: drool2
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Homemade cookies are heavenly. The ones you buy at the store that are hard? Blech.
Not all store-bought cookies are hard.


Yeah but those aren't warm and gooey either. They're chemically altered to prevent drying / stiffening, and ever since they modified the recipe (right around the same time they reduced the cookie diameter, ca. 20 years ago), they taste like utter ****
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If you warm them up and put them on ice cream, though...
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PigtailsOfDoom wrote:
Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.


Warm and gooey cookies would be cake where I'm from. Like brownies and stuff.
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Windmill cookies are neither warm nor gooey, and they are awesome.
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I wouldn't call stroopwafels cookies.
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It makes no sense to call them anything else. Also, I'm no reminded that I haven't had a stroopwafel for months, I need to fix this.
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Thin Mints.

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Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars. Smiley: lol
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Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars. Smiley: lol


Smiley: drool
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Come June you can buy Thin Mint and Samoa candy bars. Smiley: lol


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That's exactly what I was going to say, but I decided Smiley: drool was more accurate.
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#50 May 13 2012 at 3:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Cookies should be warm and gooey. Hard cookies are nasty.


Warm and gooey cookies would be cake where I'm from. Like brownies and stuff.


No, there is a distinct difference. A warm and gooey chocolate chip cookie is one of the most orgasmic experiences when it comes to food. Brownies and cake are fluffy and usually at least half an inch thick. A warm and gooey cookie is still a cookie.
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Cookies in general aren't that awesome but some cookies just make the world better. Like stroopwafels. And stroopwafels are always good, milk needs to be made into something else before it's any good.


Stroopwafels: easy to pronounce, difficult to eat in moderation


Edit: although I guess they would be easy to eat while moderating.

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