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#1 Mar 11 2012 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
There is an old guy outside building an ark in the driveway! It's been raining here for several days. My yard is nothing but standing water. The road to the highway is under water.
#2 Mar 11 2012 at 11:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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Just put a really really big sponge outside . that will take care of it.
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#3 Mar 11 2012 at 12:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Your turn for the spiders!
#4 Mar 11 2012 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
Scotland has been delightfully dry most of the past half year. Yay.
#5 Mar 11 2012 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
Scotland has been delightfully dry most of the past half year. Yay.
By "dry" you mean it only rains once a day?
#6 Mar 11 2012 at 2:47 PM Rating: Good
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Can we get a picture of his ark?
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#7 Mar 11 2012 at 3:09 PM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Kalivha wrote:
Scotland has been delightfully dry most of the past half year. Yay.
By "dry" you mean it only rains once a day? Scotland hasn't been dry since the invention of whiskey.
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#8 Mar 11 2012 at 5:23 PM Rating: Decent
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Can we get a picture of his ark?


Sure!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4853890.stm
#9 Mar 12 2012 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Kalivha wrote:
Scotland has been delightfully dry most of the past half year. Yay.
By "dry" you mean it only rains once a day?

Wouldn't go that far. She means it's only been light drizzle for six months.
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#10 Mar 12 2012 at 5:06 PM Rating: Decent
Oh yeah, Nila, it only rains twice a week in Ireland, right?

But seriously, there's nothing falling from the sky like 80% of the time.


Edit: Then some days, you go outside being dressed for spring and out of ******* nowhere after going about 3 miles east it starts hailing. Then you go southwest and it's suddenly raining buckets. Then back home (this is all in the same city) it's dry but stormy. Wat.

Edited, Mar 12th 2012 11:08pm by Kalivha
#11 Mar 13 2012 at 3:28 AM Rating: Good
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Kalivha wrote:
Oh yeah, Nila, it only rains twice an hour in Ireland, right?


By the way, we Dutchies thank you for stopping so much of the rain for us, it only rains every other day here now.
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