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#1 Mar 06 2012 at 4:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Er...ok not that I'd vote for one...but today I've gotten 2 phone calls from the Robomachines asking me who I want to vote for. The first one was this morning so it actually got through to my voicemail. Now the only good to come of this, is that I have google voice so it transcribes my voice mails... though NEVER correctly...so this was the following text I got from my voice mail:

I'd like to know which candidate you currently support for President in 2012. Please Enter. One from Morocco baba. 2 from MIT Romney. 3. For makes sense for 4 for Ron Paul. 5. For nuking bridge 404 Other 4 undecided. Once again. Please answer one for Rocco baba. 2 from MIT. Romney 3 for Rick sense for us. 4 for Ron Paul. 5. For nuking bridge 404 other or undecided. Please Enter. One from Morocco baba. 2 from MIT Romney. 3. For makes sense for him. 4 for Ron Paul. 5. For nuking bridge 404 Other 4 undecided. Once again. Please Enter. One for Rocco baba. 2. For MIT. Romney 3 for Rick sent or 4 for Ron Paul. 5. For nuking bridge 404 other or undecided.

I think I might have to vote for nuking bridge 404...sounds like a fun class, in terrorism.
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#2 Mar 06 2012 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
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Nuking bridge 404 does sound tempting, but I'm a loyal subject, so my vote will have to stay with Morocco baba.
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#3 Mar 06 2012 at 4:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd vote for nuking bridge 404, but I doubt they could find it.
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#4 Mar 06 2012 at 4:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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I foresee several write-ins during the general election.
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#5 Mar 06 2012 at 4:43 PM Rating: Good
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And apparently the small follow up, those types of calls are illegal in my state..not that I or anyone can do much about receiving them.

http://northdakota.areavoices.com/2012/03/06/presidential-robo-call-floods-north-dakota-phones/
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#6 Mar 06 2012 at 6:58 PM Rating: Decent
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I got one asking me if I thought the republicans were doing a good job. I said no. Then it asked if I thought the democrats were doing a good job. I again said no. Then it hung up on me!
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#7 Mar 06 2012 at 10:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ron Paul made it through the transcription censor unscathed!
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#8 Mar 06 2012 at 10:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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My robot for evil president!
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#9 Mar 06 2012 at 11:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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MIT Romney sounds like a smart guy, but Morocco baba sounds like someone who knows how to have a good time.
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#10 Mar 07 2012 at 12:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Slightlky newer robot pic: Screenshot
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#11 Mar 07 2012 at 1:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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#12 Mar 11 2012 at 12:02 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
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WHy does your Evil robot President look like the child of a Gattling Gun and a vacuum cleaner?
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because the cable management belts look like gatling gun ammo feed belts, and serve a similar purpose, and the router looks like a shop vac canister? it will look even more like a vaccume cleaner when i run the vaccume cleaner hose down to the front there to suck up sawdust.
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#14 Mar 11 2012 at 2:31 AM Rating: Good
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Hey Kao, when are you going to make something like this?
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#15 Mar 11 2012 at 3:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Hey Kao, when are you going to make something like this?

Pff, I see someone watched too much Avatar.
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#16 Mar 11 2012 at 4:10 AM Rating: Good
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I'm pretty sure the guy was already building his desk before avatar was released.
I skimmed through his build logs, it took him over a year to build that monster.
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#17 Mar 11 2012 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
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Hey Kao, when are you going to make something like this?
Man, that is awesome. I'm jealous.
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#18 Mar 11 2012 at 1:46 PM Rating: Good
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Daimakaicho, Eater of Souls wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Hey Kao, when are you going to make something like this?
Man, that is awesome. I'm jealous.
I'm guessing the pricetag is $8-10k (If I count his hours as being worth nothing) so I'm happy with just the pictures.
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