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#202 Mar 18 2012 at 12:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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I find your profiling rather offensive.
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That was the incorrect answer.
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#203 Mar 18 2012 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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Also, the post that lolgaxe kept repeating was done so for a valid point, and was not spam. You were just stupid enough to make it a valid response over and over and over.
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#204 Mar 18 2012 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lolgaxe also got yelled at over that too by the way.
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#205 Mar 18 2012 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Kao, stop profiling everyone.
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#206 Mar 18 2012 at 1:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tim, you clearly are violating Reverend Almalieque Sharpton's civil rights.

He'll have all his friends in here bad mouthing you in this thread shortly.












Looks like they all showed up.
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#208 Mar 18 2012 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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I think the word of the day is now "profiling". Oh ho ho Alma, you do not know what you've gotten yourself into with that one.
#209 Mar 18 2012 at 6:37 PM Rating: Good
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Well that was fun. What do we do now?
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#210 Mar 18 2012 at 6:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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If only he would just stay gone.
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#212 Mar 18 2012 at 7:56 PM Rating: Good
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I only triple post behind seven proxies.

My scanners are showing 5 because three of them are actually the same system under another address.
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#213 Mar 18 2012 at 8:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Alma wants you to buy his designer handbags.
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#214 Mar 18 2012 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Spoonless wrote:
Alma wants you to buy his designer handbags.

He is marketing them under the name "Triple Post Profiling Inc."
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Tyrrant wrote:
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Alma wants you to buy his designer handbags.

He is marketing them under the name "Triple Post Profiling Inc."

Each one is custom embroidered with a different difficult word.
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#216 Mar 18 2012 at 9:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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The first will be emblazoned with the word "bag"; It will sell millions.
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#217 Mar 18 2012 at 11:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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But many will call it a sack and arguments about the validity of the word bag will ensue.
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#218 Mar 18 2012 at 11:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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And then similar bags will be released, at the same time, each with words such as "bag", "sack", "purse", "satchel", and "carryall".
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And then similar bags will be released, at the same time, each with words such as "bag", "sack", "purse", "satchel", and "carryall".


Of course, some day Alma will be carrying one when a random passerby will say "Nice sack." He will subsequently become so paranoid that he will attempt to have all bags banned.
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#220 Mar 19 2012 at 12:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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He will succeed in getting all bags banned and that same day he will go to a grocery store where they tell him they no longer have bags and he must carry all of his food to the car by hand. He will promptly file a lawsuit due for discrimination.
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#221 Mar 19 2012 at 12:47 AM Rating: Good
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Kao is totally profiling you Alma.
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#222 Mar 19 2012 at 3:00 AM Rating: Good
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And then similar bags will be released, at the same time, each with words such as "bag", "sack", "purse", "satchel", and "carryall".

If only because he carries everything in a fanny-pack?
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#223 Mar 19 2012 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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Lolgaxe also got yelled at over that too by the way.
I've been reprimanded for a lot of things over the years. Smiley: crymore

Also: It's been my experience that officers never seem to understand the difference between rank and authority. It's always hilarious.
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#224 Mar 19 2012 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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I got muted once. I think I necroposted--can't remember.
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#225 Mar 19 2012 at 11:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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#226 Mar 19 2012 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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Coward.
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#227 Mar 19 2012 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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I got threatened with a mute once, iirc.
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#228 Mar 19 2012 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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They didn't even tell me, I was just muted. Smiley: laugh Had to PM an admin to figure out what was going on.
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#229 Mar 19 2012 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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What'd you do?

To be fair, I think mine was just bluffing. I've seen that particular admin get flustered quite a lot.
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#230 Mar 19 2012 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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Nilatai wrote:
What'd you do?

To be fair, I think mine was just bluffing. I've seen that particular admin get flustered quite a lot.


I don't know if this is sexual, or you are referring to that admin.

Please tell me it's both.
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They didn't even tell me, I was just muted. Smiley: laugh Had to PM an admin to figure out what was going on.

You should've cried hatecrime.
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#232 Mar 19 2012 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
What'd you do?

To be fair, I think mine was just bluffing. I've seen that particular admin get flustered quite a lot.


I don't know if this is sexual, or you are referring to that admin.

Please tell me it's both.

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#233 Mar 19 2012 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
They didn't even tell me, I was just muted. Smiley: laugh Had to PM an admin to figure out what was going on.

You should've cried hatecrime.


Well, we all can see what happens when you accuse Kao of profiling...
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#234 Mar 19 2012 at 2:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I rarely ever bluff about such matters. I do sometimes give too many chances, but if someone decides that I am bluffing, it usually only ever ends one way. Especially if I sign the post...

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P.s. its even worse if I sign it...

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If I add. "Of doom!!!!!" After that, you're pretty much @#%^ed.
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#235 Mar 19 2012 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I rarely ever bluff about such matters. I do sometimes give too many chances, but if someone decides that I am bluffing, it usually only ever ends one way. Especially if I sign the post...

Administrator Kaolian

P.s. its even worse if I sign it...

Senior Forum Administrator Kaolian

If I add. "Of doom!!!!!" After that, you're pretty much @#%^ed.


"Lord of Mayhem and Despair" has a better ring to it.
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#236 Mar 19 2012 at 3:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I rarely ever bluff about such matters. I do sometimes give too many chances, but if someone decides that I am bluffing, it usually only ever ends one way. Especially if I sign the post...

Administrator Kaolian

P.s. its even worse if I sign it...

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If I add. "Of doom!!!!!" After that, you're pretty much @#%^ed.

Oh yeah? Well, wombats suck. In fact, I'm cooking one for dinner right now. So, um... take that.
#237 Mar 19 2012 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
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In before Nadenu gets banned.
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
In before Nadenu gets banned.


And he'll probably add a pun, so he can add injury to injury.
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#239 Mar 19 2012 at 3:16 PM Rating: Good
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I read all of Kao's puns in David Caruso's voice/manner, including the second between the set up and the punch line.

Though the screaming after the execution doesn't lead to music. Just tears.
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#240 Mar 19 2012 at 4:13 PM Rating: Good
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I just picture him as the just-told-a-joke eel.
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
In before Nadenu gets banned.


And he'll probably add a pun, so he can add injury to injury.


That, or add an "e" at the end of her name and giggle like a schoolgirl while she pouts.
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Is that eel disturbingly phallic, or is that just me?
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Is that eel disturbingly phallic, or is that just me?

You've just been reading too much Freud recently.
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Exodus wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
In before Nadenu gets banned.


And he'll probably add a pun, so he can add injury to injury.


That, or add an "e" at the end of her name and giggle like a schoolgirl while she pouts.

He's done that before. Smiley: mad

And he won't do anything this time because I HOLD THE WOMBATS.
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Is that eel disturbingly phallic, or is that just me?

Aren't all eels?
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Nadenu wrote:
Exodus wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
In before Nadenu gets banned.


And he'll probably add a pun, so he can add injury to injury.


That, or add an "e" at the end of her name and giggle like a schoolgirl while she pouts.

He's done that before. Smiley: mad

And he won't do anything this time because I HOLD THE WOMBATS.


Surrender the wombats or i'll rename your account "Gbajieeeeee!"!!!!!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Exodus wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
In before Nadenu gets banned.


And he'll probably add a pun, so he can add injury to injury.


That, or add an "e" at the end of her name and giggle like a schoolgirl while she pouts.

He's done that before. Smiley: mad

And he won't do anything this time because I HOLD THE WOMBATS.


Surrender the wombats or i'll rename your account "Gbajieeeeee!"!!!!!


Still better than just adding varrus onto it. DON'T GIVE UP NADENU! If you do it now, you'll just leave a worse hell for yourself later!
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Dammit, I'd appreciate it if people would link to stuff like this when it happens and not days later.

Oh, well, reruns are okay, I guess. Smiley: popcorn

Edit: I also had to look up 'profiling' because I kept imagining Kao as an FBI criminologist.

Edited, Mar 20th 2012 11:10am by Mazra
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"HOLD THE WOMBATS" sounds like an excellent name for a band.


Also: "Profiling"?! Effing seriously?
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#250 Mar 20 2012 at 7:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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I had five wombats, but now I think I'm down to four. Or is it three? Dinner was lovely last night.

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Profiling all round, but hold the wombats on mine.
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