His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Happy birthday and lots of buttsex to you.
Also, screw you since I can't make fun of you for being olde.
Don't worry, plenty others are taking advantage of that...
Congratulations for growing up a little bit.
What's for dinner?
I'm thinking Mediterranean.
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.