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#1 Jan 20 2012 at 9:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm 22 today. And instead of drinking myself into oblivion tonight, I'm going to dinner with my parents.

So rate me up you bastids!
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#2 Jan 20 2012 at 9:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Grats on your dad successfully impregnating your mom.
#3 Jan 20 2012 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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You'd better thank them for every breath you've taken, ingrate.
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#4 Jan 20 2012 at 9:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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I hope that at dinner, all you will be able to think about is what kind of sex your parents were having when you were conceived.
#5 Jan 20 2012 at 9:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I'm 22 today. And instead of drinking myself into oblivion tonight, I'm going to dinner with my parentsdrink myself into Skyrim.


Better?
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#6 Jan 20 2012 at 10:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Iamadam the Malefic wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I'm 22 today. And instead of drinking myself into oblivion tonight, I'm going to dinner with my parentsdrink myself into Skyrim.


Better?

You're a *******, I was going to make this joke.



Any way, happy birthday 'dig'y. Have a good one!
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#7 Jan 20 2012 at 11:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Birthday~
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#8 Jan 20 2012 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Birthday little one.
#9 Jan 20 2012 at 12:51 PM Rating: Excellent
Happy happy, etc.
#10 Jan 20 2012 at 1:41 PM Rating: Excellent
NOBODY ******* CARES YOU WEE PUP. GAWD.
#11 Jan 20 2012 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy birthday and lots of buttsex to you.




Also, ***** you since I can't make fun of you for being olde.
#12 Jan 20 2012 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations for growing up a little bit.

What's for dinner?
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#13 Jan 20 2012 at 2:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Happy birthday and lots of buttsex to you.




Also, ***** you since I can't make fun of you for being olde.


Don't worry, plenty others are taking advantage of that...

someproteinguy wrote:
Congratulations for growing up a little bit.

What's for dinner?


I'm thinking Mediterranean.
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#14 Jan 20 2012 at 2:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy birthday, you young whippersnapper. Get the **** off my lawn now.
#15 Jan 20 2012 at 2:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Birthday Noob!
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#16 Jan 20 2012 at 3:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't feel like making my own thread on subject, so I'll just pop by and mention that it's by birthday tomorrow. I'm old enough to not care about birthdays anymore. The only thing good about it is that the company I work for considers birthdays a paid holiday that can be taken up to a month before or after the actual birthday. I just went with the easy option and gave myself a three day weekend.
#17 Jan 20 2012 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
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Happy birthday, digg!

Also, I'm younger than you, and therefore have the right to call you old.

Only 56.1 more years until you hit the average U.S. life expectancy! Clock's ticking.
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#18 Jan 20 2012 at 3:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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insert birthday comment here

insert gaybuttsecks here

#19 Jan 20 2012 at 3:58 PM Rating: Excellent
Happy birthday! I'll drink myself into oblivion in your stead!
#20 Jan 20 2012 at 4:15 PM Rating: Excellent
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I'm 22 today. And instead of drinking myself into oblivion tonight, I'm going to dinner with my parents.

So rate me up you bastids!


Congrats on beating the odds so far! I hope your parents are driving or you might not see 23.
#21 Jan 20 2012 at 4:49 PM Rating: Excellent
What JophThumb said. Happy happy!
#22 Jan 20 2012 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Tailmon wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
I'm 22 today. And instead of drinking myself into oblivion tonight, I'm going to dinner with my parents.

So rate me up you bastids!


Congrats on beating the odds so far! I hope your parents are driving or you might not see 23.


lol, we're walking. Perks of living in a city, I suppose.
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#23 Jan 20 2012 at 6:56 PM Rating: Excellent
bday grats!
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#24 Jan 20 2012 at 10:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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I hope that at dinner, all you will be able to think about is what kind of sex your parents were having when you were conceived.


My guess is ****.

Also, Happy Birfday!
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#25 Jan 21 2012 at 11:16 AM Rating: Excellent
Belated happy birthday and PFORU.
#26 Jan 21 2012 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Happy late bday!
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