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#1 Jan 14 2012 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
So, over the holiday, Spoonless decided he'd had enough of not sending me gifts, so he decided to send me a shirt with a humorous saying on it. Well, said shirt has yet to arrive which leaves me with only two conclusions. 1. He's a liar liar pants on fire, and never sent the shirt. 2. It was lost in the mail.

I'm going to assume that option one is true, because that lends more weight to this public humiliation.


This is also a public humiliation for everyone here who has yet to send me a gift. SHAME ON YOU ALL.
#2 Jan 14 2012 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
This is also a public humiliation for everyone here who has yet to send me a gift. SHAME ON YOU ALL.


Whew! Dodged a bullet there.
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#3 Jan 14 2012 at 9:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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NixNot wrote:
So, over the holiday, Spoonless decided he'd had enough of not sending me gifts, so he decided to send me a shirt with a humorous saying on it. Well, said shirt has yet to arrive which leaves me with only two conclusions. 1. He's a liar liar pants on fire, and never sent the shirt. 2. It was lost in the mail.

I'm going to assume that option one is true, because that lends more weight to this public humiliation.


This is also a public humiliation for everyone here who has yet to send me a gift. SHAME ON YOU ALL.



It violates my moral code to send you my worn underpants. Please stop asking.
#4 Jan 14 2012 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
Whoads Delivers on Time wrote:
It violates my moral code to send you my worn underpants. Please stop asking.
YOU ARE A TERRIBLE FRIEND.
#5 Jan 14 2012 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Cnutbag. I've got a lot of **** going on, and I have to finish up a couple other things. I never actually said I sent it yet, anyway.
#6 Jan 14 2012 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
WELL WHY NOT!? GAWD, DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT I AM ALWAYS YOUR HIGHEST PRIORITY!?
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Also, thanks.


#8 Jan 14 2012 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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If by "always" you mean "not even once".
#9 Jan 14 2012 at 9:36 AM Rating: Excellent
Why do you not want to send me things? Smiley: frown


I'm a good person, and I deserve gifts from people I've never met. Are you trying to tell me that I don't?
#10 Jan 14 2012 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
Why do you not want to send me things? Smiley: frown


I'm a good person, and I deserve gifts from people I've never met. Are you trying to tell me that I don't?


Does Bath and Body Works gift-send soaps?
#11 Jan 14 2012 at 9:51 AM Rating: Excellent
Probably. Soggy sent me caffeinated soap once, every time it made my **** tingle, I thought of him.
#12 Jan 14 2012 at 12:14 PM Rating: Good
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That reminds me, I got a $50 gift card from my health insurer for signing up another person. I'd rather they keep their premiums on hold. But whatever.
#13 Jan 14 2012 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
Whoads Delivers on Time wrote:
NixNot wrote:
So, over the holiday, Spoonless decided he'd had enough of not sending me gifts, so he decided to send me a shirt with a humorous saying on it. Well, said shirt has yet to arrive which leaves me with only two conclusions. 1. He's a liar liar pants on fire, and never sent the shirt. 2. It was lost in the mail.

I'm going to assume that option one is true, because that lends more weight to this public humiliation.


This is also a public humiliation for everyone here who has yet to send me a gift. SHAME ON YOU ALL.



It violates my moral code to send you my worn underpants. Please stop asking.
That is hot in a weird way.
#14 Jan 14 2012 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
Silly Ikkian, morals are not hot.
#15 Jan 15 2012 at 1:13 AM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
Silly Ikkian, morals are not hot.

It's hot to break them Smiley: sly
#16 Jan 15 2012 at 2:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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I got this for you!
#17 Jan 16 2012 at 6:42 AM Rating: Good
For you.
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#18 Jan 16 2012 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
Probably. Soggy sent me caffeinated soap once, every time it made my **** tingle, I thought of him.


Do you know how painful it is to be sneezing and laughing at the same time. My eyes are still watering from mirth and pain. First time a ghey man has ever done that to me. Congrats, Nix.

Edited, Jan 16th 2012 11:56am by Thumbelyna
#19 Jan 16 2012 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
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I sent you a pigeon. It should get there sooner or later.
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#20 Jan 16 2012 at 2:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:

Why does the unicorn in the picture look like it is receiving surprise buttsex?
#21 Jan 16 2012 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:

Why does the unicorn in the picture look like it is receiving surprise buttsex?
Because unicorns are gay and all gays have surprise buttsex all the time.
#22 Jan 16 2012 at 2:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Edited, Jan 16th 2012 3:55pm by lolgaxe
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#23 Jan 17 2012 at 3:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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I can't send you anything, you'd probably burn it. Smiley: cry
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#24 Jan 17 2012 at 6:37 PM Rating: Decent
It's always wise to keep your promises. I try to not make ones I can't keep.
#25 Jan 17 2012 at 6:55 PM Rating: Good
You can have this to.



Edited, Jan 17th 2012 6:56pm by Sandinmygum
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#26 Jan 18 2012 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good
Darq, ditch the Christmas avatar.
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