So, over the holiday, Spoonless decided he'd had enough of not sending me gifts, so he decided to send me a shirt with a humorous saying on it. Well, said shirt has yet to arrive which leaves me with only two conclusions. 1. He's a liar liar pants on fire, and never sent the shirt. 2. It was lost in the mail.
I'm going to assume that option one is true, because that lends more weight to this public humiliation.
This is also a public humiliation for everyone here who has yet to send me a gift. SHAME ON YOU ALL.