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#27 Jan 09 2012 at 6:54 PM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna wrote:
Yeah, well, if DF and I were slutty 12 year olds

I can't believe there is no one left here to abuse this opening.

double edit: I changed my mind about the joke, but then gaxe had to post and it would make his seem nonsensical.

Edited, Jan 9th 2012 6:56pm by Allegory
#28 Jan 09 2012 at 6:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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There would be two of them, so that would be legal.
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#29 Jan 11 2012 at 2:26 AM Rating: Good
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Allegory wrote:
My sibling was born two years and 9 months after me. 9 months to the day.

Parents, if you do this to your kids, pray you have stupid ones so they never figure it out.

Personally, I'd just prefer you keep it quietly to yourself if you have two children who are the product of rape, and one who is the product of make-up sex.

There are other things that went on in your life that I can be really sympathetic about. There's just a couple of things I really just didn't want to know.

Edited, Jan 11th 2012 3:28am by Aripyanfar
#30 Jan 11 2012 at 2:42 AM Rating: Good
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Am I missing the joke or are you missing the implication?
#31 Jan 11 2012 at 2:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm just ******** about something I don't like in my own life relating to my and my sisters' conceptions. I take it your brother was probably conceived as part of your second birthday celebrations? I think my sister's conception circumstances are more queasifying than your brothers.

Oh, when I said "your" I was talking to my parents. Not to you Allegory. Smiley: smile

Edited, Jan 11th 2012 3:49am by Aripyanfar
#32 Jan 11 2012 at 2:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Happy Birthday again Vataro!
#33 Jan 11 2012 at 3:05 AM Rating: Good
Allegory wrote:
Happy Birthday again Vataro!


Smiley: laugh
#34 Jan 11 2012 at 10:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, this thread certainly took a turn for the interesting. My Dad's birthday was yesterday, but like a terrible son I didn't remember until this morning, at which point I promptly called him. Apparently my parents got a new kitten a couple days ago after their last one disappeared for a week :(. That's why my cats will remain indoor cats forever.
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#35 Jan 12 2012 at 5:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Happy B-day belatedly!
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