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#152 Nov 22 2011 at 12:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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IDrownFish wrote:
How many posts does DF actually have?


One. It holds up her mailbox.

ekaterinodar wrote:

1) do I have a rap sheet?

2) if I have a rap sheet what song is it set to?

3) there are forums outside of the wow ones???

4) what is my karma rating not? see what I did there ¿

5) have you ever been asked to officiate a forum members wedding?


1. You are a suspect in several unrelated serial goat tipping incidents in rural nebraska.
2. This Smiley: dnp
3. Pie.
4. 3.141592654
5. Pretty sure no. Though we hav ehad a few people get married who met on the forums. Particularily in Asylum. Go figure...

ekaterinodar wrote:
from what I've heard drinking urine expedites kidney and liver failure

source : http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2008/05/the_yellow_liquid_diet.html

It does. It's more a "you know you are in the middle of a desert and will take multiple days walking to reach the other side without help, if you make the concious decision to start right away before you are dying of thirst and no longer prodicing anything, you might have a better chance than the 0% you would have otherwise." type scenario. I certanly wouldn't consider it unless you were in a last ditch survival scenario.



Vataro wrote:
How long til I hit 10k?

Who will get to choose my title (obviously not asking what it will be yet, that has to be a surprise!)?


8 billion nanoseconds, give or take a few. Also, statistically speaking, you have a slightly greater probability that it will be me, with darqflame a close second, and danalog a close third. though the likelyhood of danalog picking it at this point is somewhat diminished... Still, statistics don't lie!

Duke Ikkian wrote:
Has my title already been decided for when, if I ever, hit 10k?

There are other choices asside from "Ikki Ikki P'tang Zoop wroing!" from monty python and the holey grail, courtesy of the Knights who until recently said... Ni!

We really do take user choice into consideration on these titles. we try to picture whichever title would least annoy someone, and pick the polar opposite!
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#153 Nov 22 2011 at 7:16 AM Rating: Excellent
If I make my 9k ding in an Ask an admin thread does it act like an up up down down left right left right b a PFORU?
#154 Nov 22 2011 at 7:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Garts Lube.
#155 Nov 22 2011 at 8:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Kao wrote:
8 billion nanoseconds, give or take a few. Also, statistically speaking, you have a slightly greater probability that it will be me, with darqflame a close second, and danalog a close third. though the likelyhood of danalog picking it at this point is somewhat diminished... Still, statistics don't lie!


Now, the problem here is that that has already passed, and I don't have 10k yet. How can I have faith in your powers of clairvoyance if you can't even get a single thing like that right?
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#156 Nov 22 2011 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Duke Lubriderm wrote:
If I make my 9k ding in an Ask an admin thread does it act like an up up down down left right left right b a PFORU?


Aardvaarks.

Vataro wrote:
Kao wrote:
8 billion nanoseconds, give or take a few. Also, statistically speaking, you have a slightly greater probability that it will be me, with darqflame a close second, and danalog a close third. though the likelyhood of danalog picking it at this point is somewhat diminished... Still, statistics don't lie!


Now, the problem here is that that has already passed, and I don't have 10k yet. How can I have faith in your powers of clairvoyance if you can't even get a single thing like that right?



It's not my fault you haven't finished your time machine yet.
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#157 Nov 22 2011 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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Is Lube's 9k ding as lame as I think it is?
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#158 Nov 22 2011 at 9:22 PM Rating: Good
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1. You are a suspect in several unrelated serial goat tipping incidents in rural nebraska.


Dangit, now I need to go back into hiding. BLAST YOU ADMINS! BLAST YOU!


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2. This Smiley: dnp


That is one of the scariest songs I've ever heard (or seen)...I think I like it.

#159 Nov 22 2011 at 11:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Forgive me for answering things someone else may have, I may have a different answer!!!

His Excellency Aethien wrote:
And for DF, you've said at some point (last year's thread?) that you run your potential avatars by Kao to see if they're OK for the forum. How often does he have to say no? And how often do you not even bother to check because it'd be an awesome avatar but too much for the forums/your position as administratix?


Edit: to tag a question on to this: are normal users allowed more, less or the same as far as avatars go?

Edited, Nov 19th 2011 9:55am by Aethien


Every now and then I show him something X-rated just to make him blush!

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WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your favorite color?

WHAT is the air speed velocity of a flying swallow?

WHEN are we having another get together? Its been too damn long. Tare and I vote for NC.

Will you admins buy me premium for Christmas since I've been good? Smiley: grin


Lori, but you knew that!!!

Ask, Kao

OMG I know, that's prob too far for me, but you can print out a pic of me and I can be there in spirit! And you can "pretend" that I am rubbing your neck again. Smiley: grin

Maybe, depends on how my Etsy sales go!

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My favourite DF nude. I liked it so much I hijacked it for a while.

Dyson desktop fan, or Dyson tall pedestal fan to cool the room this summer? Olde fan conked out.


Smiley: inlove and hell if I know, can't afford one of those space age thingamabobs!

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If you found a baby dragon and you raised it... and one day it decided it HAD to eat one person a day, who would be the first person on ZAM that would feed said dragon? Who would be the last?


1st: Bodhi or Smash, Last: Me of course, duh!

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If I purchase premium will I still have access to my old avatar folder?


YES!!! Smiley: grin

Hyrist wrote:
Ok, I'll jump in for a question.

This is to all mods/admins.

The Zam Network has grown fairly steadily in the years I've been on, and many staff have been on for quite a long time themselves.

So how about some memorable moments or achievements for you? Any major update or perhaps a Pumpkin contest? Or perhaps an in game event or interview that particularly stuck with you?


Memorable achievement, 10 years here baby. No one else can say that!

You know, I think Mythic was the best at in game events. But Rift was running a close second before I stopped playing early on. I wish Blizzard "got more into" the game with us casual gamers.
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Bardalicious wrote:
boxers or briefs?


None!

Alobont wrote:
IOS, Android, or Win 7, and why?


Android. I don't know honestly, I hated my Windows phone and I REALLY hate apple anything.

Duke Lubriderm wrote:
I want to get a new phone soon. It seems like Boost and other prepaid services are much cheaper per month. What is the downside? (This will be my first smartphone).


Go for it. Hubby works for Sprint, says it's just as good, if not better now and then.

Kainase wrote:
If you could be doing anything right now, what would it be :O


Rolling around in a pool of $100 bills.

PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Do you guys use statistical analysis tools to thwart socks?


You wouldn't believe what I do now and then to thwart those tards!!

Perrin, ****** Superhero wrote:
Do you guys enjoy when people think you're responsible for WoW, Square Enix, or any of the other games you guys host communities for?

I personally find it amusing when people blame ZAM admins for game faults, but I suppose it could get old depending on how often that happens.


Occasionally. Some times it really pissed me the F off. I get ALL the CS emails, so I get some real doozies now and then.
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#161 Nov 23 2011 at 12:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Memorable achievement, 10 years here baby. No one else can say that!


10 years here as an admin the whole time you mean heh. at least one of us can say they are an admin and have been here 10 years or more...

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#162 Nov 23 2011 at 1:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Memorable achievement, 10 years here baby. No one else can say that!


10 years here as an admin the whole time you mean heh. at least one of us can say they are an admin and have been here 10 years or more...

<Thbbt!!!!!!>


10 years as an admin, and been a user since 1999 = 12 years smarty pants!
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#163 Nov 23 2011 at 7:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Is Lube's 9k ding as lame as I think it is?
NO U.

And thank you, Aeth.
#164 Nov 23 2011 at 8:30 AM Rating: Excellent
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Is Lube's 9k ding as lame as I think it is?
NO U.

And thank you, Aeth.

Grats...

I wonder how many bowls of cereal your avatar has eaten since you used it. (Assuming of course the bowl actually emptied and refilled itself... o.o
#165 Nov 23 2011 at 12:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
10 years as an admin, and been a user since 1999 = 12 years smarty pants!


Your UBB account wasn't made in 1999. I remember your first post.

As a matter of fact, Here's your old UBB forum page
http://web.archive.org/web/20010708040613/everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=darkflame
Date Registered: November 24, 2001

http://web.archive.org/web/20020122101912/https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Kaolian

http://web.archive.org/web/20010417035706/https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Jophiel

http://web.archive.org/web/20010417035706/https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=samira

http://web.archive.org/web/20010708034914/https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=allakhazam

http://web.archive.org/web/20010708035459/https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=illia

Some of those dates aren't origional. Since the origional UBB forums crashed hard, 23 accounts were destroyed and had to be recreated. Mine was one of them, so there is a chance that date could be older. The forums themselves came into existance at the beginning of 2000. Before that, the site existed.

Edited, Nov 23rd 2011 10:42am by Kaolian
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#166 Nov 23 2011 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
10 years as an admin, and been a user since 1999 = 12 years smarty pants!


Your UBB account wasn't made in 1999. I remember your first post.


*popcorn*
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
10 years as an admin, and been a user since 1999 = 12 years smarty pants!


Your UBB account wasn't made in 1999. I remember your first post.
#168 Nov 23 2011 at 2:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Exodus wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
10 years as an admin, and been a user since 1999 = 12 years smarty pants!


Your UBB account wasn't made in 1999. I remember your first post.


You're doin' it wrong.
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#169 Nov 23 2011 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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IDrownFish wrote:
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS SITE EXISTED?!?!?!?!
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#170 Nov 23 2011 at 11:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
10 years as an admin, and been a user since 1999 = 12 years smarty pants!


Your UBB account wasn't made in 1999. I remember your first post.

As a matter of fact, Here's your old UBB forum page
http://web.archive.org/web/20010708040613/everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=darkflame
Date Registered: November 24, 2001

http://web.archive.org/web/20020122101912/https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Kaolian

http://web.archive.org/web/20010417035706/https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=Jophiel

http://web.archive.org/web/20010417035706/https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=samira

http://web.archive.org/web/20010708034914/https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=allakhazam

http://web.archive.org/web/20010708035459/https://everquest.allakhazam.com/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=illia

Some of those dates aren't origional. Since the origional UBB forums crashed hard, 23 accounts were destroyed and had to be recreated. Mine was one of them, so there is a chance that date could be older. The forums themselves came into existance at the beginning of 2000. Before that, the site existed.

Edited, Nov 23rd 2011 10:42am by Kaolian


Darkflame was not my original user name. Bite me. I made it after I got the job.
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Aha. its a trick!

edit: Now I want to know what the origional name was though. Is mysteryyy!

Edited, Nov 24th 2011 12:33am by Kaolian
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#172 Nov 24 2011 at 2:30 AM Rating: Good
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Will you ever mail long term forum members holiday cookies? =)
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I have mailed cookies out a couple times. I don't do it very often though.
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#174 Nov 24 2011 at 3:13 AM Rating: Decent
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to meme this up a bit, my reaction to Kao and DF clashing was something like a the shiver that runs down one's spine when attempting to think about Chuck Norris's round house kick and Captain Falcon's falcon punch colliding...

Admins... In this scenario, which of you is Chuck Norris, and which of you is Captain Falcon?

This is, of course, assuming that both individuals are wearing Kaminashades.

edit: I totally forgot that was filtered Smiley: laugh (filter broken for the sake of clarity since it's not profanity, just annoying)

Edited, Nov 24th 2011 3:15am by Jinte
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I have mailed cookies out a couple times. I don't do it very often though.
You should track down a couple back issues of the magazines from the promotion, tear them up and use them to wrap some cookies to send to Jophiel.
#176 Nov 24 2011 at 5:03 AM Rating: Good
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Darkflame was not my original user name. Bite me. I made it after I got the job.
She's a sock puppet! Kao, see if there is a varussword1 in the old ubb archives.
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