My samiranite noodlemancer could kick all of your bacon mage **** any day of the week with one noodly appendage tied behind his back. Then, perhaps, you would see the foolishness of worshipping this false idol of yours.
P.S. Rasberries > bacon.
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”