My samiranite noodlemancer could kick all of your bacon mage arses any day of the week with one noodly appendage tied behind his back. Then, perhaps, you would see the foolishness of worshipping this false idol of yours.
P.S. Rasberries > bacon.
“Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.”