Lies! I see no bacon! Except for the dancing bacon... that is freaking awesome. Bacon lube doesn't count, as that's just disgusting. Why would I want sausage to taste like bacon, that's just wrong.
Guild Wars 2, Crystal Desert server:
Inga Freyasdottir, lvl 40 Norn Mesmer
Deathbringer Kaami, lvl 16 Asura Necromancer
Popina, lvl 15 Asura Elementalist
Althaia Willowbark, lvl 7 Sylvari Engineer
Maeve Amnell, lvl 4 Human Guardian The MMO-Zam's FB group.
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