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#1 Nov 08 2007 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1292050,00.html

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A teenage schoolboy was pulled around his classroom on a lead and spanked by a stripper after a birthday surprise blunder.

The pupil's mum had ordered an agency to give her son a "surprise" on his 16th birthday - and the teacher had even agreed to film the prank.

But it all went wrong when the unnamed company sent a stripper dressed as a policewoman instead of a "gorillagram" - in what it called a booking error.

One witness told reporters: "She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn't been doing his homework.

"Then she put on some Britney Spears music and got out a collar and lead from her bag and told him to put them on."

After walking the boy round the classroom and spanking him with a whip - the action turned even more blue.

"She took off some clothes until she was down to her bra and pants, pulled out some cream, put it on her buttocks and told him to rub it in," the source said.

It was at that point the shocked teacher - who had not been told what the surprise was - called an end to the show.

A spokeswoman for the local education authority, Nottinghamshire County Council, said they were investigating how the incident happened.

She confirmed nobody had been suspended from Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College and the police were not involved.

The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."


Would've thought that the teacher and also the stripper might've cottoned onto everything a little while before. Still, hats off to the mother for giving her son a birthday present he won't forget in a hurry.
#2 Nov 08 2007 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
You'd think the stripper going into the school would have called her office to make sure there wasn't an error.. I mean HELLO! It's a HIGH SCHOOL! /sigh
#3 Nov 08 2007 at 8:04 AM Rating: Good
That's one lucky kid.
#4 Nov 08 2007 at 8:04 AM Rating: Decent
This is pure awesome. If I had a son, I'd totally do this for his 16th birthday. Though not in school. Maybe at a birthday party. Where only fathers and guy friends are invited. So as to not offend the delicate sensibilities of the others (or get thrown in jail)
#5 Nov 08 2007 at 8:05 AM Rating: Excellent
Nagah wrote:
You'd think the stripper going into the school would have called her office to make sure there wasn't an error.. I mean HELLO! It's a HIGH SCHOOL! /sigh
You live in a strange fantasy world, sweetie.
#6 Nov 08 2007 at 8:06 AM Rating: Excellent
This is the kind of story that makes me hope orderlies use my parents as ashtrays once I have them committed to old folks' homes.

I always wanted a stripper when I was in high school. I bet Kaain had several.
#7 Nov 08 2007 at 8:06 AM Rating: Excellent
Mindel wrote:
Nagah wrote:
You'd think the stripper going into the school would have called her office to make sure there wasn't an error.. I mean HELLO! It's a HIGH SCHOOL! /sigh
You live in a strange fantasy world, sweetie.


Perhaps, but it does make me wonder who got the gorillagram.
#8 Nov 08 2007 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
Nagah wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Nagah wrote:
You'd think the stripper going into the school would have called her office to make sure there wasn't an error.. I mean HELLO! It's a HIGH SCHOOL! /sigh
You live in a strange fantasy world, sweetie.


Perhaps, but it does make me wonder who got the gorillagram.
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#9 Nov 08 2007 at 8:14 AM Rating: Decent
What the fuck?

Why couldn't I have teachers even half that awsome?
#10 Nov 08 2007 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
This is the kind of story that makes me hope orderlies use my parents as ashtrays once I have them committed to old folks' homes.

I always wanted a stripper when I was in high school. I bet Kaain had several.

No, me neither Smiley: frown

And LOL at gorillagram. I wanna see a gorillagram in action.
#11 Nov 08 2007 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good
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Here you go, gorillagram in action

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZNFFwwy-AQ
#12 Nov 08 2007 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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Tissera wrote:
Here you go, gorillagram in action

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZNFFwwy-AQ

Meh, that wasn't as funny as I thought it was going to be. Maybe it was just that one particular gorilla though. He wasn't nearly drunk enough.

I want a Gorillagram Smiley: frown
#13 Nov 08 2007 at 9:18 AM Rating: Excellent
Tissera wrote:
Here you go, gorillagram in action

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZNFFwwy-AQ
Nixnot just came.
#14 Nov 08 2007 at 9:22 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow... I wish that had happened at my school...

Wait NO, not with the chicks around my town >.<
#15 Nov 08 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Tissera wrote:
Here you go, gorillagram in action

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZNFFwwy-AQ
Nixnot just came.

Emily, will you give me a Gorillagram? Smiley: crymore
#16 Nov 08 2007 at 9:23 AM Rating: Good
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I think that the company took pity on him.

Stripper on your 16th birthday in class: Instant hero.

Gorillagram on your 16th birthday in class: Instant swirly tiem.
#17 Nov 08 2007 at 9:27 AM Rating: Excellent
Prince Kaain wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Tissera wrote:
Here you go, gorillagram in action

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZNFFwwy-AQ
Nixnot just came.

Emily, will you give me a Gorillagram? Smiley: crymore
That depends. Will you stop being such a *****?
#18 Nov 08 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Decent
I'm wondering how my office would enjoy this???
#19 Nov 08 2007 at 9:38 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Tissera wrote:
Here you go, gorillagram in action

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZNFFwwy-AQ
Nixnot just came.

Emily, will you give me a Gorillagram?
That depends. Will you stop being such a *****?

 
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#20 Nov 08 2007 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Tissera wrote:
Here you go, gorillagram in action

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tZNFFwwy-AQ
Nixnot just came.

Emily, will you give me a Gorillagram?
That depends. Will you stop being such a *****?

 
Smiley: nod                                                    Smiley: nod 
              Smiley: nod                            Smiley: nod 
                                Smiley: nod 
       Smiley: nod       Smiley: nod 
Smiley: nod                                                     Smiley: nod 

A+ for effort. :)
#21 Nov 08 2007 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:

 
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You're my peach eyed surprise.
#22 Nov 08 2007 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
Prince Kaain wrote:
Mindel wrote:

 
Smiley: grin                                         Smiley: smile 
                     Smiley: yippee                                    Smiley: laugh 
                                Smiley: glasses 
       Smiley: jester                                                         Smiley: clap 
Smiley: king                                  Smiley: waycool 


You're my peach eyed surprise.


Is it Ursa Major?
#23 Nov 08 2007 at 10:05 AM Rating: Good
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Galkaman wrote:
Is it Ursa Major?

You're my tangerine eyed surprise.
#24 Nov 08 2007 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
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Prince Kaain wrote:
Galkaman wrote:
Is it Ursa Major?

You're my tangerine eyed surprise.


That's it, let out your feminine side Fudgey.
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#25 Nov 08 2007 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Galkaman wrote:
Is it Ursa Major?

You're my tangerine eyed surprise.

That's it, let out your feminine side Fudgey.

Only if you'll let me in your feminine side, Gingey.
#26 Nov 08 2007 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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If you want in, Ikkian may be more to your liking. You really should stop resisting.
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