This thread is entirely about BT.Follow

How could it not be ? He is the primo example what a man should be. Sure , hard on the outside , but look at this magnificent ******* exposing his softer side.
Sure there are nay-sayers, but all good thing are met with some resistance. To miss sand in her ****** , I do say : You were once intimate with him and mindel at the same. time,were you not ?

And speaking of intimate , he is the king of cyber secks , everyone should want his cybercock. Aripyanfar does, and she has the best skype sexing voice of any one in the land. She uses her words to paint bed wetting scenes , which BT prodly calls home. Be jealous.

In short , BT > you.

Unless you are also willing to yield to me the taste of your genitals.



Edited, Nov 7th 2007 6:20pm by tarubstchef

This might be the greatest thread ever.

I just asked BT, and he said, "Yes, this is the greatest motherfUcking thread ever". Then he raped me.

You seem to have gotten a hell of alot of fans now BT. Geez every other thread is about you. I'm just wondering how you feel about all the men wanting you?

There's an old saying that Great Grandfather Barkingturtle used to relate to me as he sat on the toilet smoking a hookah, and it's relevant here. That magnificent *******, in between plops, would say:

"Young Turtle, you are the kind of man that men want to be with, and women want to be. Wait, no, that ain't right, hand me that air freshener, you little fUck, and my drink. Will you quit looking at me like that? I can't think with your stupid face looking at me".

Then he'd grunt for a full thirty seconds. It defies description. But he'd continue:

"Okay, dude, I remember it now: You're the kind of cat that chicks dig, and men too, but you've got to be careful that you don't go humpin' the dudes, cause that sh*t will get you booted right out of my will. I don't play that sh*t, little homie".

Then he'd usually pass out. Man, that wise old ******* sure could take a dump.

Edited, Nov 7th 2007 5:22pm by Barkingturtle

But I think the gramps has died already which means you've got money off the will didn't you? You're free you go with the men now aren't you?

Every other thread?

This thread makes me want to go make out with the mirror.

I don't whether I should be laughing or crying.

Wise words from the world's oldest woman. Er, pseudo-woman.

Because your thread goes to such lengths to avoid BT, it is technically about BT due to it so obviously side-stepping the subject.

+5 Searchability, am I right?

BT's **** must be the newest addition to the Godiva line of chocolates 'cause God damn do you guys enjoy it rubbing against your following little cheeks.

What's that you say?