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#1 Nov 07 2007 at 11:44 AM Rating: Excellent
www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN0760029520071107?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

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SPOKANE, Washington (Reuters) - A cow plunged from a 200-foot (61-metre) cliff onto the hood of a minivan on a highway in central Washington state, according to police.

The car's occupants, Charles and Linda Everson, were not hurt in Sunday's accident, but the cow was euthanized at the scene.

"If the cow had fallen a split second later, the animal would have landed right in their laps," said Jeff Middleton, criminal deputy of the Chelan County Sheriff's Department.

Middleton estimated the animal weighed 600 lbs (272 kilograms), or the average size of a mature cow. It had been missing for two days and wandered 5 miles from home near the popular Lake Chelan tourist area.
#2 Nov 07 2007 at 11:46 AM Rating: Excellent
holy cow...
#3 Nov 07 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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#4 Nov 07 2007 at 12:00 PM Rating: Decent
And people make fun of us in the South for eating roadkill.
#5 Nov 07 2007 at 12:01 PM Rating: Decent
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He was running from teh butcher.
#6 Nov 07 2007 at 12:01 PM Rating: Decent
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
holy cow...
Smiley: laugh

And you may wanna shorten up that link, it's breakin' mah forumz.
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#7 Nov 07 2007 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good
Wow...


and btw, LOVE the Twister reference.. Has to be one of the funniest scenes in that movie..
#8 Nov 07 2007 at 12:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thats why we have those "watch for falling cows" signs around here, and the whole "twin peaks" the cows are not what they seem reference? Totally due to that.

In the cows defence though, it did shout "Mooooooove!" on the way down.
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#9 Nov 07 2007 at 12:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:


In the cows defence though, it did shout "Mooooooove!" on the way down.



Smiley: disappointed
#10 Nov 07 2007 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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As I said in the Assylum thread, this was clearly a mooicide bomber.

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#11 Nov 07 2007 at 12:27 PM Rating: Excellent
Woops! I didn't see that posted in the Asylum.
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