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#27 Nov 07 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Here's a thought: brush your teeth first, then put on your pants.


For me, it's a chain of events.

I don't brush my teeth until after I eat. I can't eat without pants on (except for fish of course) thus, I brush my teeth with my pants on.


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#28 Nov 07 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I can't eat without pants on (except for fish of course) thus


Smiley: lol
#29 Nov 07 2007 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
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Nagah wrote:
I have to admit though, I have never had the issue pants on or off of having my toothpaste fall in my lap.. Do you people brush your teeth sitting down?


Well, I've never had toothpaste stain my trousers either.

Just *****vanilla hand lotion.
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#30 Nov 07 2007 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
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It's times like these that remind me how much I truly love you Mindel.
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#31 Nov 07 2007 at 11:55 AM Rating: Decent
Nagah wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Here's a thought: brush your teeth first, then put on your pants.


For me, it's a chain of events.

I don't brush my teeth until after I eat. I can't eat without pants on (except for fish of course) thus, I brush my teeth with my pants on.


I have to admit though, I have never had the issue pants on or off of having my toothpaste fall in my lap.. Do you people brush your teeth sitting down?


I brush mine kinda leaning over the sink after I get out of the shower. :/
#32 Nov 07 2007 at 11:55 AM Rating: Decent
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Nagah wrote:
I have to admit though, I have never had the issue pants on or off of having my toothpaste fall in my lap.. Do you people brush your teeth sitting down?
I'm pretty tall, and our sink is set pretty low, so the countertop is about waist height on me.
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#33 Nov 07 2007 at 12:03 PM Rating: Decent
Protip: Brush your teeth with your mouth further away from your diCk.Smiley: schooled
#34 Nov 07 2007 at 12:06 PM Rating: Decent
Zackary wrote:
Nagah wrote:
I have to admit though, I have never had the issue pants on or off of having my toothpaste fall in my lap.. Do you people brush your teeth sitting down?
I'm pretty tall, and our sink is set pretty low, so the countertop is about waist height on me.
I don't believe I have ever dripped toothpaste on any part of my body while brushing my teeth. :/
#35 Nov 07 2007 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
I don't believe I have ever dripped toothpaste on any part of my body while brushing my teeth. :/
How about your chin. I see white stuff on women's chins all the time.
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#36 Nov 07 2007 at 12:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Protip: Brush your teeth with your mouth further away from your diCk.Smiley: schooled
My lack of coordination would astound even the most clumsy people.

I could probably spill stuff on myself from across a room.
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#37 Nov 07 2007 at 1:23 PM Rating: Decent
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I brush my teeth in the car on the way to work while shaving. Easiest way to cover up the stain, make a mustard or chili (which I'm usually eating for breakfast) stain right next to it. That way you look like a slob instead of a *****.

Or a sloppy ***** as the case may be.

Edited, Nov 7th 2007 4:23pm by Yodabunny
#38 Nov 07 2007 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than getting toothpaste on the pants you just put on thirty seconds prior while brushing your teeth in the morning.

I was having this shindig about a year ago and two attendees got in on in the downstairs half bath. My buddy apparently had her bent right over the counter.

Into the wee hours of the morning, when the party was dieing and as I was deliriously sitting in the stairwell just looking at people, I noticed a big ***** stain on the front of the receiver of the bathroom pounding's skirt. Of course I nudged everyone sitting beside me and pointed them in the proper direction for prompt giggling.

After she noticed we were laughing she freaked out and said there's no way that's what it was.. and that she must've leaned over on something on the counter...

The chick I had there as my "date" I guess you could say... she hops up right off the couch and meanders on into the bathroom.. sees some goo on the edge.. gets a big glob on her finger.. THEN STICKS IT IN HER MOUTH.

"Nope.. that's toothpaste!"



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#39 Nov 07 2007 at 1:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I can't eat without pants on (except for fish of course) thus, I brush my teeth with my pants on.
Remind me to avoid your house during Lent.





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#40 Nov 07 2007 at 1:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I can't eat without pants on (except for fish of course) thus, I brush my teeth with my pants on.
Remind me to avoid your house during Lent.





Yes, I know.


There's a Lent brush joke in there somewhere.
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#41 Nov 07 2007 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
I just **** it and wear the trousers anyway.

Then when anyone looks down at my trousers I just go "YES I HAD A **** THIS MORNING AND IT GOT ON MY TROUSERS"

Then they are too embarrassed to look at me again.


Problem solved.
#42 Nov 07 2007 at 1:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have faith in Mindel's ability to come up with an amusing "frottage in the elevator" story to explain the stain.

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#43 Nov 07 2007 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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wow..this happened to my the other night...
'cept I'm not a chick, so i didn't have a dress on..

and i didn't spill it..the bottle exploded.

At least i smelt better then i did before it happened >.>
#44 Nov 07 2007 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
I just @#%^ it and wear the trousers anyway.

Then when anyone looks down at my trousers I just go "YES I HAD A **** THIS MORNING AND IT GOT ON MY TROUSERS"

Then they are too embarrassed to look at me again.


Problem solved.


I can totally imagine you doing this. You should make a youtube vid for it.
#45 Nov 07 2007 at 2:18 PM Rating: Decent
I was just ************ and I got it on my pants, I'm not going to worry about it because I'm being a slob today.
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