Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than getting toothpaste on the pants you just put on thirty seconds prior while brushing your teeth in the morning.
I was having this shindig about a year ago and two attendees got in on in the downstairs half bath. My buddy apparently had her bent right over the counter.
Into the wee hours of the morning, when the party was dieing and as I was deliriously sitting in the stairwell just looking at people, I noticed a big ***** stain on the front of the receiver of the bathroom pounding's skirt. Of course I nudged everyone sitting beside me and pointed them in the proper direction for prompt giggling.
After she noticed we were laughing she freaked out and said there's no way that's what it was.. and that she must've leaned over on something on the counter...
The chick I had there as my "date" I guess you could say... she hops up right off the couch and meanders on into the bathroom.. sees some goo on the edge.. gets a big glob on her finger.. THEN STICKS IT IN HER MOUTH.
"
Nope.. that's toothpaste!"
"
Oh, you nasty *****..."