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#1 Nov 07 2007 at 11:28 AM Rating: Decent
I spilled vanilla hand lotion on my skirt, and after trying to wash it out in the bathroom, it only looks more like a ***** stain. Smiley: frown
#2 Nov 07 2007 at 11:29 AM Rating: Decent
That's @#%^ing hilarious.

Edited because I don't know why I feel the need to [quote] when I'm the first respondent to an OP.

Edited, Nov 7th 2007 1:30pm by StubsOnAsura
#3 Nov 07 2007 at 11:30 AM Rating: Decent
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#4 Nov 07 2007 at 11:30 AM Rating: Decent
Ya sure blame it on the hand lotion...
#5 Nov 07 2007 at 11:31 AM Rating: Decent
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That sounds even more obnoxious than getting toothpaste on the pants you just put on thirty seconds prior while brushing your teeth in the morning.
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#6 Nov 07 2007 at 11:32 AM Rating: Good
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You know Mia, if people are going to be talking, you may as well give them something to talk about.
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#7 Nov 07 2007 at 11:33 AM Rating: Decent
Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than me.



I wouldn't say obnoxious as much as embarrassing and wondering how you'll ever explain it to anyone that sees it.
#8 Nov 07 2007 at 11:36 AM Rating: Decent
Nagah wrote:
Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than me.



I wouldn't say obnoxious as much as embarrassing and wondering how you'll ever explain it to anyone that sees it.


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#9 Nov 07 2007 at 11:37 AM Rating: Good
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Nagah wrote:
Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than me.



I wouldn't say obnoxious as much as embarrassing and wondering how you'll ever explain it to anyone that sees it.


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#10 Nov 07 2007 at 11:38 AM Rating: Decent
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
You know Mia, if people are going to be talking, you may as well give them something to talk about.
I'm not worried about the idiots I work with. I'm meeting friends after work and we're supposed t be all urbane and snazzy. Smiley: frown
#11 Nov 07 2007 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
You know Mia, if people are going to be talking, you may as well give them something to talk about.
I'm not worried about the idiots I work with. I'm meeting friends after work and we're supposed t be all urbane and snazzy. Smiley: frown


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#12 Nov 07 2007 at 11:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Nagah wrote:
Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than me.



I wouldn't say obnoxious as much as embarrassing and wondering how you'll ever explain it to anyone that sees it.
You know, to some it might seem as though you're trying too hard.

Grow up.
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#13 Nov 07 2007 at 11:41 AM Rating: Good
It appears as if you need a lesson in how to use the lotion.

#14 Nov 07 2007 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
This is not funny.
I disagree.
#15 Nov 07 2007 at 11:42 AM Rating: Decent
Zackary wrote:
Nagah wrote:
Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than me.



I wouldn't say obnoxious as much as embarrassing and wondering how you'll ever explain it to anyone that sees it.
You know, to some it might seem as though you're trying too hard.

Grow up.


Back to that posting trash on the forum, I see.
#16 Nov 07 2007 at 11:43 AM Rating: Decent
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
You know Mia, if people are going to be talking, you may as well give them something to talk about.
I'm not worried about the idiots I work with. I'm meeting friends after work and we're supposed t be all urbane and snazzy. Smiley: frown


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I fort it was hair gel?

Edited, Nov 7th 2007 1:43pm by StubsOnAsura
#17 Nov 07 2007 at 11:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than getting toothpaste on the pants you just put on thirty seconds prior while brushing your teeth in the morning.

Yeah, but a least if you're still at home you have the option to change them.
#18 Nov 07 2007 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
Mindel, if you would have just asked I could have told you there are better ways to conceal a ***** stain than covering it with vanilla hand lotion.
#19 Nov 07 2007 at 11:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Daboder da Basher wrote:
Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than getting toothpaste on the pants you just put on thirty seconds prior while brushing your teeth in the morning.

Yeah, but a least if you're still at home you have the option to change them.
I hate it because I do laundry. So I end up washing a pair of pants I barely wore.

I'm also clumsy, so I do that all the damn time. [:angry:]
Stubs wrote:
Back to that posting trash on the forum, I see.
I think you may have missed the point.

Edited, Nov 7th 2007 2:46pm by Zackary
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#20 Nov 07 2007 at 11:47 AM Rating: Decent
Zackary wrote:
Daboder da Basher wrote:
Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than getting toothpaste on the pants you just put on thirty seconds prior while brushing your teeth in the morning.

Yeah, but a least if you're still at home you have the option to change them.
I hate it because I do laundry. So I end up washing a pair of pants I barely wore.

I'm also clumsy, so I do that all the damn time. [:angry:]
Stubs wrote:
Back to that posting trash on the forum, I see.
I think you may have missed the point.

Edited, Nov 7th 2007 2:46pm by Zackary


Here's a thought: brush your teeth first, then put on your pants.
#21 Nov 07 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
Mindel wrote:
Here's a thought: brush your teeth first, then put on your pants.


Right. The stain will look much more appropriate on your boxers.
#22 Nov 07 2007 at 11:49 AM Rating: Decent
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Here's a thought: brush your teeth first, then put on your pants.


Right. The stain will look much more appropriate on your boxers.


Here's a thought: wear your underpants inside your trousers.
#23 Nov 07 2007 at 11:49 AM Rating: Good
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Mindel wrote:
Here's a thought: brush your teeth first, then put on your pants.


For me, it's a chain of events.

I don't brush my teeth until after I eat. I can't eat without pants on (except for fish of course) thus, I brush my teeth with my pants on.
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#24 Nov 07 2007 at 11:50 AM Rating: Decent
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Here's a thought: brush your teeth first, then put on your pants.


Right. The stain will look much more appropriate on your boxers.
And I'm married, imagine explaining that away.

"It's toothpase. Really..."

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For me, it's a chain of events.

I don't brush my teeth until after I eat. I can't eat without pants on (except for fish of course) thus, I brush my teeth with my pants on.
Somewhat different story for me. Our house has a half bathroom upstairs, full bathroom downstairs. Half bathroom consists of nothing but a toilet and a small sink, but the sink is really old and doesn't work so well anymore, so we don't use it. That being said, I generally dress upstairs, go downstairs and make some coffee, make something to eat, then eat while checking my schedule.

Edited, Nov 7th 2007 2:54pm by Zackary
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Did you lose faith?
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫


Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
#25 Nov 07 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
Zackary wrote:
Daboder da Basher wrote:
Zackary wrote:
That sounds even more obnoxious than getting toothpaste on the pants you just put on thirty seconds prior while brushing your teeth in the morning.

Yeah, but a least if you're still at home you have the option to change them.
I hate it because I do laundry. So I end up washing a pair of pants I barely wore.

I'm also clumsy, so I do that all the damn time. [:angry:]
Stubs wrote:
Back to that posting trash on the forum, I see.
I think you may have missed the point.

Edited, Nov 7th 2007 2:46pm by Zackary


Here's a thought: brush your teeth first, then put on your pants.
But then the toothbrush always gets stuck in his butt.
#26 Nov 07 2007 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Here's a thought: brush your teeth first, then put on your pants.


For me, it's a chain of events.

I don't brush my teeth until after I eat. I can't eat without pants on (except for fish of course) thus, I brush my teeth with my pants on.


I have to admit though, I have never had the issue pants on or off of having my toothpaste fall in my lap.. Do you people brush your teeth sitting down?
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