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#1 Nov 07 2007 at 10:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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Literally. I was gonna make this post when I got my info back from the psychologist but I wanted to wait until my 4K to let everyone know exactly who I am. So in almost all of its entirety, is me.

Summary wrote:
The following summarizes Mr. Thompson's responses to psychological tests given to him. Results are without benefit of clinical interview or history and should be taken accordingly.

INTELLECTUAL FUNCTIONING
Mr. Thompson is likely to be concrete in his thinking due to personality factors.
Mr. Thompson likes clear-cut situations and has trouble dealing with ambiguity, novelty and change.
Mr. Thompson is likely to be ambivalent to the point where problem solving and judgment are adversely affected.
He reports having an overly flexible cognitive style.
Significant levels of obsessive ruminations are reported.
Schizotypal features were not present.
Thinking is goal-directed and logical without signs of mental confusion.

EMOTIONAL FUNCTIONING
Mr. Thompson describes himself as a happy-go-lucky individual who rarely feels sad.
Reported levels of anxiety are so low that they may not motivate behavioral change or inhibit acting out.
Anger indicators are so low to the point of possible repressed anger.
Impulse control appears adequate.
Underlying personality patterns may reduce impulse control under stress.
Mr. Thompson’s reported energy level is low.

ALCOHOL AND DRUG USE
In MCMI testing, Mr. Thompson does not report indications of substance abuse.

SOMATIC FUNCTIONING
Few physical concerns are reported.
No significant tendencies for psychosomatic problems to develop under stress exist.
Due to low levels of stress and/or stress proneness, present stress-related somatic problems are not probable even if overall tendencies to somatize exist.

INTERPERSONAL FUNCTIONING
Mr. Thompson is neither overly introverted nor extroverted.
A low level of social discomfort and anxiety is reported.
Mr. Thompson has a severely limited sense of empathy.
Mr. Thompson reports having high needs for attention.
Mr. Thompson reports having high needs for attention.
Average needs for affection, love and intimacy are reported.
Mr. Thompson is a dominant individual.
He has strong needs to be independent to the point of being counter phobic.
Mr. Thompson believes he is like others.
A lack of suspicion of others was described. He is very trusting and may not be suspicious of others.
Mr. Thompson can be overly judgmental and critical.
He is a very self-righteous, moralistic individual.
He rigidly attempts to follow social rules and conventions.

SELF IMAGE
He exhibits a stable sense of identity and generally feels as average ability to cope with his world.
Mr. Thompson does not withdraw into fantasy.
Mr. Thompson may appraise his own abilities as being well above others.

DEFENSES

PERSONALITY FUNCTIONING
Mr. Thompson’s personality problems are significant and of moderate intensity.
Mr. Thompson’s testing indicates Narcissistic and Compulsive features. Of these, Obsessive features are predominant.
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Summary continued. wrote:
ADULT PRESENTENCE EVALUTION

SUMMARY PARAGRAPHS EXPLAINING CLIENT’S ATTAINED SCALE SCORES

TRUTHFULNESS SCALE: MEDIUM RISK
There is a tendency for this person to be defensive and/or guarded which contributes to minimizing problems and concerns. However, this is an accurate APE profile and other scale scores are accurate. This cautiousness may be just situation specific, however, there is a fine line between caution and recalcitrance or evasiveness. Truth-Corrected scale scores are accurate and should not be distorted.

ALCOHOL SCALE: LOW RISK RANGE
Nothing worth reading.

DRUGS SCALE: LOW RISK RANGE
Nothing worth reading here either.

RESISTANCE SCALE: LOW RISK RANGE
Positive orientation to accepting help, assistance, guidance and structure is indicated. Low risk individuals would likely be described by others as friendly, accepting and cooperative. This person will likely cooperate with probation and function most effectively in situations characterized by emotional support. With regard to the Resistance Scale, this is a low risk score and this individual is likely nonresistant or cooperative. Under “normal” conditions this person can be expected to be cooperative.

VIOLENCE SCALE: MEDIUM RISK SCALE
Some violent tendencies are indicated, however, an established pattern of violence is not evident. Medium risk individuals are neither brutal nor passive. When provoked, or during periods of substance abuse, they can become abusive and combative. However, their lifestyles are usually free from violence. They are typically respectful of human rights. Yet, stress or substance abuse could exacerbate violent behavior. With regard to the Violence Scale, this is a medium risk score.

STREE COPING SCALE: LOW RISK RANGE
Superior stress coping abilities are indicated. Low risk individuals cope very well with the stress they experience. Stress is a term that refers to anxiety, tension and pressure. This person is at a low risk regarding stress-related problems. Coping effectively with stress does not appear to be a significant problem in this individual’s overall adjustment.


So this is me. At least according to $550 worth of tests and group counseling.
#3 Nov 07 2007 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
tl;dr


grats
#4 Nov 07 2007 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
Posting for obligatory child abuse jokes.
#5 Nov 07 2007 at 10:36 AM Rating: Excellent
Nagah's ding was way better.
#6 Nov 07 2007 at 10:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sounds like denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
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#7 Nov 07 2007 at 10:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
tl;dr


grats


You're supposed to read it. There's almost plenty of fodder in it.
#8 Nov 07 2007 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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VIOLENCE SCALE: MEDIUM RISK SCALE
Some violent tendencies are indicated, however, an established pattern of violence is not evident. Medium risk individuals are neither brutal nor passive. When provoked, or during periods of substance abuse, they can become abusive and combative. However, their lifestyles are usually free from violence. They are typically respectful of human rights. Yet, stress or substance abuse could exacerbate violent behavior. With regard to the Violence Scale, this is a medium risk score.


Does this mean my graphic depiction of you was correct?
#9 Nov 07 2007 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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Anger indicators are so low to the point of possible repressed anger. (doesnt this describe everyone in the OoT?)

Mr. Thompson reports having high needs for attention.
Mr. Thompson reports having high needs for attention.


You need so much attention the test had to state that twice?
I wish this test was free I'd like to take it...Grats post more less lurking yadda yadda.
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#10 Nov 07 2007 at 10:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mr. Thompson has a severely limited sense of empathy.
Mr. Thompson reports having high needs for attention.
Mr. Thompson reports having high needs for attention.


For some reason this made me giggle.
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#11 Nov 07 2007 at 10:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mr. Thompson has a severely limited sense of empathy.


This explains so many of your posts.
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#12 Nov 07 2007 at 10:41 AM Rating: Good
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Anger indicators are so low to the point of possible repressed anger. (doesnt this describe everyone in the OoT?)

Mr. Thompson reports having high needs for attention.
Mr. Thompson reports having high needs for attention.


You need so much attention the test had to state that twice?
I wish this test was free I'd like to take it...Grats post more less lurking yadda yadda.


I kid you not, it is exactly like this on the paperwork. I pointed it out the psychologist and we both had a good laugh.
#13 Nov 07 2007 at 10:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Take if from me. Anyone who answers this:

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Mr. Thompson describes himself as a happy-go-lucky individual who rarely feels sad.


has ******* issues!
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#14 Nov 07 2007 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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Take if from me. Anyone who answers this:

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Mr. Thompson describes himself as a happy-go-lucky individual who rarely feels sad.


has @#%^ing issues!


Naah, had issues would be alot closer. I really needed that anger management class. There really isn't much for me to be sad about. Life is going better for me than it has in a long time, and I am ok with that.
#15 Nov 07 2007 at 1:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mr. Thompson reports having high needs for attention.
Mr. Thompson reports having high needs for attention.


I love how that's in there twice. Smiley: laugh

#16 Nov 07 2007 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grats, glad to know you aren't insane enough to call my mother.
#17 Nov 07 2007 at 1:22 PM Rating: Excellent
This is one test I shall never take for fear of them locking me up in a real asylum. Smiley: grin
#18 Nov 07 2007 at 1:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
Literally. I was gonna make this post when I got my info back from the psychologist but I wanted to wait until my 4K to let everyone know exactly who I am.
You know, you could have found out the same exact information by filling out an eHarmony profile.
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#19 Nov 07 2007 at 1:28 PM Rating: Excellent
Jophiel wrote:
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
Literally. I was gonna make this post when I got my info back from the psychologist but I wanted to wait until my 4K to let everyone know exactly who I am.
You know, you could have found out the same exact information by filling out an eHarmony profile.
I once filled out an eHarmony profile, and it basically told me that I was too different to use their site.
#20 Nov 07 2007 at 1:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
Literally. I was gonna make this post when I got my info back from the psychologist but I wanted to wait until my 4K to let everyone know exactly who I am.
You know, you could have found out the same exact information by filling out an eHarmony profile.
I once filled out an eHarmony profile, and it basically told me that I was too different to use their site.


Mine told me I wasn't into non-organic relationships, so they denied me.

FUck them, AdultFriendFinder is better, anyway.
#21 Nov 07 2007 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Professor Tsukinomahou wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
Literally. I was gonna make this post when I got my info back from the psychologist but I wanted to wait until my 4K to let everyone know exactly who I am.
You know, you could have found out the same exact information by filling out an eHarmony profile.
I once filled out an eHarmony profile, and it basically told me that I was too different to use their site.


Mine told me I wasn't into non-organic relationships, so they denied me.

FUck them, AdultFriendFinder is better, anyway.


qft
#22 Nov 07 2007 at 2:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Star light, Star bright,
Fourth Star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Send Senjiow one last glorious fight.


Ugh, I shouldn't post with a headache. That was totally lame.

Edited, Nov 7th 2007 6:00pm by Aripyanfar
#23 Nov 07 2007 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
Congrats on the 4th * man.
#24 Nov 07 2007 at 7:07 PM Rating: Good
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Would have been better if you had changed the name to Anderson so that I could hear Agent Smith's voice in my head as I read it. Otherwise, great ding. Grats!



I'm afraid to get a psych evaluation. I have a feeling that they'd lock me up the first time I accidentally slipped and referred to myself as "Poldaran". And sadly, yes, I have done that before in real life.
#25 Nov 07 2007 at 7:31 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
I'm afraid to get a psych evaluation. I have a feeling that they'd lock me up the first time I accidentally slipped and referred to myself as "Poldaran". And sadly, yes, I have done that before in real life.


Don't kid yourself, we all know you're already posting from a mental asylum, above the corpse of some poor attendant you had to slaughter to get to a computer.
#26 Nov 07 2007 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
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Congratz.
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