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#1 Nov 07 2007 at 6:07 AM Rating: Good
Is brought to you by the letter "D" for douchebag.

This site has made my day, its called Hot Chicks with Douchebags. LINK

Check out the HCwDB Hall of Scrote, there is an archive at the bottom left as well.

For all those that do not fully get what kind of shit I put up with in NJ take a look at These @#%^s his group of ****** and this slice of heaven.

No these are not costumes, this is three guys at the prom in Newark. Fail.
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Also major rate ups to the first person that gets Kaains picture on the front page.

Edited, Nov 7th 2007 9:49am by Soracloud
#2 Nov 07 2007 at 6:10 AM Rating: Good
How did the guy in the middle get to be THAT color.. O.O
#3 Nov 07 2007 at 6:11 AM Rating: Good
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Nagah wrote:
How did the guy in the middle get to be THAT color.. O.O


Spray on. Or, lets hope for his sake it was.
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#4 Nov 07 2007 at 6:12 AM Rating: Good
Nagah wrote:
How did the guy in the middle get to be THAT color.. O.O


Fake tanning lotion or bronzer or Iodine.
#5 Nov 07 2007 at 6:13 AM Rating: Good
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Oh you poor poor soul. I had no idea you had to reside in NJ Smiley: oyvey (I gots some family stuck there)
#6 Nov 07 2007 at 6:16 AM Rating: Good
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Nagah wrote:
How did the guy in the middle get to be THAT color.. O.O


Fake tanning lotion or bronzer or Iodine.



Then I rephrase.. WHY did the guy in the middle CHOSE to be THAT color...
#7 Nov 07 2007 at 6:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Nagah wrote:
Then I rephrase.. WHY did the guy in the middle CHOSE to be THAT color...
We don't question the douchebag, we make fun of the douchebag.
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#8 Nov 07 2007 at 6:18 AM Rating: Excellent
Nagah wrote:
How did the guy in the middle get to be THAT color.. O.O


That's called ***** Red.
#9 Nov 07 2007 at 6:22 AM Rating: Good
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Nagah wrote:
How did the guy in the middle get to be THAT color.. O.O


That's called ***** Red.


Also known more commonly as "Shit I fell asleep in a tanning bed."
#10 Nov 07 2007 at 6:26 AM Rating: Excellent
Lord Hapernack wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Nagah wrote:
How did the guy in the middle get to be THAT color.. O.O


That's called ***** Red.


Also known more commonly as "Shit I fell asleep in a tanning bed."


If you saw this guy on the street and asked him if he thinks he looks good, he'd probably pout his lips, **** his head and say, for real, I am a pimp or some other nonsensical babble.
#11 Nov 07 2007 at 6:30 AM Rating: Good
That site is both hilarious and vomit-inducing, yet begs the question; what defines a douchebag?
#12 Nov 07 2007 at 6:34 AM Rating: Excellent
Galkaman wrote:
That site is both hilarious and vomit-inducing, yet begs the question; what defines a douchebag?


A douchebag is not defined as simply a series of hand gestures, facial expressions, overly gelled hair or a giant Jesus bling around the neck. A douchebag is a state of mind. It is a place where men go to become scrote. Where machismo mixes with testosterone to form a foul cocktail of rank sewage that smells vaguely of cheap cologne.
#13 Nov 07 2007 at 6:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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I keep randomly giggling at the oompa loompa.

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#14 Nov 07 2007 at 6:48 AM Rating: Good
Nexa wrote:
I keep randomly giggling at the oompa loompa.

Nexa


You should come and visit during the summer I seriously walk past tons of them whenever I am on the Boardwalk. They are like another Race.
#15 Nov 07 2007 at 6:50 AM Rating: Excellent
Nexa wrote:
I keep randomly giggling at the oompa loompa.

Nexa
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you tan in a booth?
Baking your skin till it's orange and loose?
What are you at getting wrinkly brown?
How can you stand to be seen around town?

I don't like the look of it .
#16 Nov 07 2007 at 6:52 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I keep randomly giggling at the oompa loompa.

Nexa
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you tan in a booth?
Baking your skin till it's orange and loose?
What are you at getting wrinkly brown?
How can you stand to be seen around town?

I don't like the look of it .


God I want you to receive my seed....
#17 Nov 07 2007 at 6:53 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I keep randomly giggling at the oompa loompa.

Nexa
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you tan in a booth?
Baking your skin till it's orange and loose?
What are you at getting wrinkly brown?
How can you stand to be seen around town?

I don't like the look of it .


Mia, I so want to come up with funny things like you do. Please teach me, or at least write me an emo poem so I can /slitwrist that I can't do it on my own.
#18 Nov 07 2007 at 6:55 AM Rating: Excellent
Nagah wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I keep randomly giggling at the oompa loompa.

Nexa
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you tan in a booth?
Baking your skin till it's orange and loose?
What are you at getting wrinkly brown?
How can you stand to be seen around town?

I don't like the look of it .


Mia, I so want to come up with funny things like you do. Please teach me, or at least write me an emo poem so I can /slitwrist that I can't do it on my own.



forever lonely
by emo mia

glowing embers catch the cold breeze
the rains come for days and weeks
let them come
the cold and damp sooth my frozen soul
deep beneath this palid glamour
only pain
only cold
only me
but no cell phone; i think i lost it
#19 Nov 07 2007 at 7:01 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
Nagah wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I keep randomly giggling at the oompa loompa.

Nexa
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you tan in a booth?
Baking your skin till it's orange and loose?
What are you at getting wrinkly brown?
How can you stand to be seen around town?

I don't like the look of it .


Mia, I so want to come up with funny things like you do. Please teach me, or at least write me an emo poem so I can /slitwrist that I can't do it on my own.



forever lonely
by emo mia

glowing embers catch the cold breeze
the rains come for days and weeks
let them come
the cold and damp sooth my frozen soul
deep beneath this palid glamour
only pain
only cold
only me
but no cell phone; i think i lost it


/wrist
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