I enjoy myself most first thing in the morning, when I'm drowsy and my inhibitions are lowered by the lust-filled night's dreaming. The first long whizz I take makes me tremble and moan, and then I brush my teeth in a methodical daze. The kitchen whistles to let me know the water is hot enough for tea, and I carry a cup to the computer, and check my mail. Then I'll eventually, after ten or fifteen minutes of conciousness, make my way to Allakhazam, and browse the forums. Without fail, and due to the three hour time difference, Anna has made a thread before I rose.
And it's then, in that moment as I read her post, that I realize I've been rubbing my ***** compulsively since the moment my eyes opened. And as I read her post, I wonder: Does this make me gay?
So I close her thread and open one of Mindel's, and I feel mo' bettah hetero.
Edited, Nov 7th 2007 9:29am by Barkingturtle