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But seriously these threads are better every time.
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Darkenbuddy wrote:
Brill wrote:
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But seriously these threads are ******* great, like 3 hr sex.
Nagah wrote:
Mindel wrote:
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Mindel wrote:
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Matjlav wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Cascading over his bulging muscles, coursing past the scratchy, infected warts on his ankles.
I wanted for his wet seed to infect my body, just like that bacteria had infected his warts...
While we roll around in the kennel surrounded by many german shepherd puppies..
Knowing how wrong our desire is and not caring.
And have his recently deceased puppy rubbed all over our bodies.
As we hold the lifeless corpse between us, he leans forward, turgid and magnificent, and vomit all over an oil painting of Ronald Reagan.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:28pm by Mindel
We roll around in the vomit so it covers our bodies..
This causes me to vomit as well; and I feel as though as my Raisin Bran mixes with his Cocoa Puffs, our very beings are intermixing as well.
This thread is great like a three layer sandwich.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
I wondered how the two-layered sandwich of myself, Barkingturtle, his vomit, and the dead pup could get any better... and then I realized that a three-layer sandwich would be heavenly!
I wondered who we could have as the fourth "bun", when all of a sudden, Rimesume walked in...
I wondered who we could have as the fourth "bun", when all of a sudden, Rimesume walked in...
Lady Annabella wrote:
This thread is great like a three layer sandwich of stupid.
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
This thread is great like a three layer sandwich of StubsonAsura.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Matjlav wrote:
I wondered how the two-layered sandwich of myself, Barkingturtle, his vomit, and the dead pup could get any better... and then I realized that a three-layer sandwich would be heavenly!
I wondered who we could have as the fourth "bun", when all of a sudden, Rimesume walked in...
I wondered who we could have as the fourth "bun", when all of a sudden, Rimesume walked in...
Lady Annabella wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
This thread is great like a sandy Annabella ******.
Mindel wrote:
He was slick with peanut oil, his body glistening in the moonlight. His tight Wonder Twins underoos strained to contain his...
Mindel wrote:
Matjlav wrote:
I wondered how the two-layered sandwich of myself, Barkingturtle, his vomit, and the dead pup could get any better... and then I realized that a three-layer sandwich would be heavenly!
I wondered who we could have as the fourth "bun", when all of a sudden, Rimesume walked in...
I wondered who we could have as the fourth "bun", when all of a sudden, Rimesume walked in...
...with his beautiful horse, in tow. We climb on the back of the horse and start pulling her hair hard making the horse squeal....
As he coated his lips with the soft, glistening moistness of horse *****, Barkingturtle smiled and cupped his hard nuggets, staring at the moon and the curvature of the horse's love muscle.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Cliff notes:
Barking turtle ****** a horse to get over the pain of his dead doggie. Or some disturbed variation thereof. There will be a quiz on Monday.
Barking turtle ****** a horse to get over the pain of his dead doggie. Or some disturbed variation thereof. There will be a quiz on Monday.
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Cliff notes:
Barking turtle @#%^ed a horse to get over the pain of his dead doggie. Or some disturbed variation thereof. There will be a quiz on Monday.
Barking turtle @#%^ed a horse to get over the pain of his dead doggie. Or some disturbed variation thereof. There will be a quiz on Monday.
And Stubs squeezed his nipples as he noticed that no one was watching and dreamed about the day he can make a quiz about himself to feel desired.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Lady Annabella wrote:
Write your favorite sexual fantasy about BT and you.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
Master Araxius wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
Write your favorite sexual fantasy about BT and you.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ***.
I throw rocks at the cats.
At that moment, BT noticed the manly musk of Stubs as he entered the room. His ice skates scraped softly on the granite floor. He had come to have his back hair braided, and he wouldn't leave until BT had given him what he wanted.
Mindel wrote:
At that moment, BT noticed the manly musk of Stubs as he entered the room. His ice skates scraped softly on the granite floor. He had come to have his back hair braided, and he wouldn't leave until BT had given him what he wanted.
I WANT CORNROLLS
I awoke to the sound of tablesaw...while my surroundings came into focus I started recalling the previous nights activities. It was my friends birthday, I had mainly gone out with them because of the free drinks. Somehow though she always manages to attract cute gay boys. This was not one of those nights.
We were probably on our third bar of the evening, some little hell-hole that they 'had' to go to because she seemingly had met a bartender there once and he made a killer martini. He wasn't working. Instead our bartender ended up being one of those "Hills Have Eyes" rejects...complete with a gruff attitude.
She kept remarking how this guy standing by the jukebox was giving me the eye, and that because of his 'lustfull' stare that I should go talk to him and get my balls sucked dry. I did go to the jukebox, but it was to play anything that would drive her insane (I figured Avril Lavigne would do the trick).
The man at the jukebox immediately started making grunting noises and pointing at his crotch. Great he thought I was a pig-fucker. I rolled my eyes and told him sorry I was with my friends. In a gutteral tone he replied, "Your friends look like a bunch of *** hags...you should let me buy a drink". I tried saying no but he had already ordered.
That was the last thing I remembered.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:45pm by Dyadem
We were probably on our third bar of the evening, some little hell-hole that they 'had' to go to because she seemingly had met a bartender there once and he made a killer martini. He wasn't working. Instead our bartender ended up being one of those "Hills Have Eyes" rejects...complete with a gruff attitude.
She kept remarking how this guy standing by the jukebox was giving me the eye, and that because of his 'lustfull' stare that I should go talk to him and get my balls sucked dry. I did go to the jukebox, but it was to play anything that would drive her insane (I figured Avril Lavigne would do the trick).
The man at the jukebox immediately started making grunting noises and pointing at his crotch. Great he thought I was a pig-fucker. I rolled my eyes and told him sorry I was with my friends. In a gutteral tone he replied, "Your friends look like a bunch of *** hags...you should let me buy a drink". I tried saying no but he had already ordered.
That was the last thing I remembered.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:45pm by Dyadem
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
It puts the lotion on its skin...
It's all I could think of while reading the thread. Srsly.
It's all I could think of while reading the thread. Srsly.
Serielley the Silent wrote:
It puts the lotion on its skin...
It's all I could think of while reading the thread. Srsly.
It's all I could think of while reading the thread. Srsly.
Thanks, thats exactly the feel I was going for.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Lady Annabella wrote:
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But seriously these threads are getting dumb as sh*t.
You are no longer part of the solution.
That's bound to happen when you continue adding Solute to a particular solvent. Some is bound to no longer dissolve.
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But seriously these threads are getting dumb as sh*t.
The Latest Phase of the Great Pyramid Discussion.
Just as Planned.
Who's ruining the OOT?
Did you lose faith?
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Zackary wrote:
Who's ruining the OOT?
******* evryone, apparently.
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