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#27 Nov 06 2007 at 7:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Brill wrote:
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You are no longer part of the solution.

Never claimed to be my dear. Don't make me go all Godraiden over all of you.


Godraiden is my copilot.
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#28 Nov 06 2007 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
Matjlav wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Cascading over his bulging muscles, coursing past the scratchy, infected warts on his ankles.


I wanted for his wet seed to infect my body, just like that bacteria had infected his warts...


While we roll around in the kennel surrounded by many german shepherd puppies..
#29 Nov 06 2007 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
Lady Annabella wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
But seriously my girlfriend is dumber than three mooses riding on top of a giant whale trying to make it into space.
#30 Nov 06 2007 at 7:22 PM Rating: Decent
Lady Annabella wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
Brill wrote:
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But seriously these threads are getting dumb as sh*t.


You are no longer part of the solution.


At least he's not part of the problem... Smiley: glare


Stubs, you'd be better off becoming part of the problem.


Don't be tryin to pull me into your sandy ****** mantrap.

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#31 Nov 06 2007 at 7:23 PM Rating: Excellent
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
But seriously my horse is dumber than three moose riding on top of a giant whale trying to make it into space.
#32 Nov 06 2007 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Don't be tryin to pull me into your sandy ****** mantrap.

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Second date and you're already on reruns?
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#33 Nov 06 2007 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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#34 Nov 06 2007 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
Nagah wrote:
Matjlav wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Cascading over his bulging muscles, coursing past the scratchy, infected warts on his ankles.


I wanted for his wet seed to infect my body, just like that bacteria had infected his warts...


While we roll around in the kennel surrounded by many german shepherd puppies..


Knowing how wrong our desire is and not caring.
#35 Nov 06 2007 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
Brill wrote:
Quote:
But seriously these threads are getting dumb as sh*t.


You are no longer part of the solution.


At least he's not part of the problem... Smiley: glare


Stubs, you'd be better off becoming part of the problem.


Don't be tryin to pull me into your sandy ****** mantrap.

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Come to the moist dark side.
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Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#36 Nov 06 2007 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
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Godraiden is my copilot.

If I ever quoted anything on this site, that would be it Smiley: thumbsup
#37 Nov 06 2007 at 7:25 PM Rating: Decent
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Don't be tryin to pull me into your sandy ****** mantrap.

Screenshot


Second date and you're already on reruns?


You dribble and you shoot.. you know?
#38 Nov 06 2007 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
Nagah wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Lady Annabella wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
But seriously my horse is dumber than three moose riding on top of a giant whale trying to make it into space to fight the evil whalenators.
#39 Nov 06 2007 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
Nagah wrote:
Matjlav wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Cascading over his bulging muscles, coursing past the scratchy, infected warts on his ankles.


I wanted for his wet seed to infect my body, just like that bacteria had infected his warts...


While we roll around in the kennel surrounded by many german shepherd puppies..


Knowing how wrong our desire is and not caring.


And have his recently deceased puppy rubbed all over our bodies.
#40 Nov 06 2007 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
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He reaches down and caresses the young puppy's cold balls, stiff with rigor mortis.
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#41 Nov 06 2007 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
As I shred brown duck and put him in a pancake, ready to dip into the hoisin sauce.
#42 Nov 06 2007 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
Nagah wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Nagah wrote:
Matjlav wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Cascading over his bulging muscles, coursing past the scratchy, infected warts on his ankles.


I wanted for his wet seed to infect my body, just like that bacteria had infected his warts...


While we roll around in the kennel surrounded by many german shepherd puppies..


Knowing how wrong our desire is and not caring.


And have his recently deceased puppy rubbed all over our bodies.


As we hold the lifeless corpse between us, he leans forward, turgid and magnificent, and vomit all over an oil painting of Ronald Reagan.

Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:28pm by Mindel
#43 Nov 06 2007 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
Nagah wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Nagah wrote:
Matjlav wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Cascading over his bulging muscles, coursing past the scratchy, infected warts on his ankles.


I wanted for his wet seed to infect my body, just like that bacteria had infected his warts...


While we roll around in the kennel surrounded by many german shepherd puppies..


Knowing how wrong our desire is and not caring.


And have his recently deceased puppy rubbed all over our bodies.


As we hold the lifeless corpse between us, he leans forward, turgid and magnificent, and vomit all over an oil painting of Ronald Reagan.

Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:28pm by Mindel


We roll around in the vomit so it covers our bodies..
#44 Nov 06 2007 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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A tiny single tear forms along the tip of his member as he plunges it deeper and deeper into the constricted eye socket of his dog and he smiles as the other eye looks plaintive.
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#45 Nov 06 2007 at 7:31 PM Rating: Good
My favorite fantasy involving BT involves a mirror, some Crisco and a speculum.
#46 Nov 06 2007 at 7:31 PM Rating: Good
This crispy brown duck pancake is ******* delicious.



I mean uhhh...


I cover BT in Hoisin sauce.
#47 Nov 06 2007 at 7:32 PM Rating: Good
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
This crispy brown duck pancake is @#%^ing delicious.



I mean uhhh...


I cover BT in Hoisin sauce.


That's not hoisin sauce.
#48 Nov 06 2007 at 7:33 PM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
This crispy brown duck pancake is @#%^ing delicious.



I mean uhhh...


I cover BT in Hoisin sauce.


That's not hoisin sauce.
That's what they want you to believe.
#49 Nov 06 2007 at 7:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I made hoisin sauce out of boiled sweetness of your bone marrow and the gentle forming fat of the tiny rotting brain of brown duck and he rubbed it over his nipples, smiling with the greasiness of the sweet brown manna.
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#50 Nov 06 2007 at 7:40 PM Rating: Good
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#51 Nov 06 2007 at 7:41 PM Rating: Decent
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But seriously these threads are getting dumb as sh*t.
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