I'm tone deaf and this morning I drove to work singing along to Bon Jovi at the top of my lungs.
I'm not even joking about this one.
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"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I don't sing in the shower.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I'm tone deaf and this morning I drove to work singing along to Bon Jovi at the top of my lungs.
I'm not even joking about this one.
I'm not even joking about this one.
Ouch.. Tone deaf and singing? I don't care how often I hear a tone deaf person sing, it still makes me squirm... *shudders*
Nagah wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I'm tone deaf and this morning I drove to work singing along to Bon Jovi at the top of my lungs.
I'm not even joking about this one.
I'm not even joking about this one.
Ouch.. Tone deaf and singing? I don't care how often I hear a tone deaf person sing, it still makes me squirm... *shudders*
It's a wonderful experience. You know that you can't do it, but you do it anyways.
See: Kaain -> Sex.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Nagah wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I'm tone deaf and this morning I drove to work singing along to Bon Jovi at the top of my lungs.
I'm not even joking about this one.
I'm not even joking about this one.
Ouch.. Tone deaf and singing? I don't care how often I hear a tone deaf person sing, it still makes me squirm... *shudders*
It's a wonderful experience. You know that you can't do it, but you do it anyways.
See: Kaain -> Sex.
Quick, call an ambulance! That's a first degree BURN!
Oh yeah, I went there. And now I feel stupid. I must cleanse my fingers.
I can't sing either, but I sing in the car. Just not at the top of my lungs. I'm bad enough that even I cringe when I can hear myself over the music.
Another secret:
I can dance better than probably 90% of you, but I hate dancing. It's driven all of my past girlfriends nuts that I can dance so well, but they have to work so hard to get me on the dance floor.
Edited, Nov 7th 2007 10:49am by Uglysasquatch
Another secret:
I can dance better than probably 90% of you, but I hate dancing. It's driven all of my past girlfriends nuts that I can dance so well, but they have to work so hard to get me on the dance floor.
Edited, Nov 7th 2007 10:49am by Uglysasquatch
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I can't sing either, but I sing in the car. Just not at the top of my lungs. I'm bad enough that even I cringe when I can hear myself over the music.
Another secret:
I can dance better than probably 90% of you, but I hate dancing. It's driven all of my past girlfriends nuts that I can dance so well, but they have to work so hard to get me on the dance floor.
Edited, Nov 7th 2007 10:49am by Uglysasquatch
Another secret:
I can dance better than probably 90% of you, but I hate dancing. It's driven all of my past girlfriends nuts that I can dance so well, but they have to work so hard to get me on the dance floor.
Edited, Nov 7th 2007 10:49am by Uglysasquatch
Secret to go with yours:
I really like Swing dancing, but I generally suck at any other dancing. So generally I stay out of situations where I'm expected to dance.
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I can dance better than probably 90% of you, but I hate dancing. It's driven all of my past girlfriends nuts that I can dance so well, but they have to work so hard to get me on the dance floor.
Funny, I'm a horrible dancer but I love doing it. I get up on that floor and 'bust a move'. What do I care what people think? I'll never see any of them again anyways.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Nagah wrote:
I really like Swing dancing
I was born 50 years later than I should have been.
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I can dance better than probably 90% of you, but I hate dancing. It's driven all of my past girlfriends nuts that I can dance so well, but they have to work so hard to get me on the dance floor.
Funny, I'm a horrible dancer but I love doing it. I get up on that floor and 'bust a move'. What do I care what people think? I'll never see any of them again anyways.
That's untrue. It's a proven fact that if you make a total fool of yourself on the dancefloor you will indubitably meet someone who saw you and recognises you with a loud voice in the middle of a busy shopping centre, and tries to persuade you to "do that thing you did when you slipped and fell over, God that was funny".
If I ever meet that Murphy *******, I'm going to torture him before I kill him.
Mindel wrote:
Nagah wrote:
I really like Swing dancing
I was born 50 years later than I should have been.
That's something I'd like to learn, as well as Salsa dancing. I'd probably take the time to learn the Irish Jig too, not that that one's all that difficult to learn.
Edited, Nov 7th 2007 10:55am by Uglysasquatch
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Galkaman wrote:
That's untrue. It's a proven fact that if you make a total fool of yourself on the dancefloor you will indubitably meet someone who saw you and recognises you with a loud voice in the middle of a busy shopping centre, and tries to persuade you to "do that thing you did when you slipped and fell over, God that was funny".
If I ever meet that Murphy *******, I'm going to torture him before I kill him.
If I ever meet that Murphy *******, I'm going to torture him before I kill him.
I think I'd reply: "Get me drunk and put me on a dance floor".
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
I think I'd reply: "Get me drunk and put me on a dance floor".
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Nagah wrote:
I really like Swing dancing
I was born 50 years later than I should have been.
That's something I'd like to learn, as well as Salsa dancing. I'd probably take the time to learn the Irish Jig too, not that that one's all that difficult to learn.
Edited, Nov 7th 2007 10:55am by Uglysasquatch
Salsa is definitely something I'd love to learn... I love the way a woman moves her body to do salsa...
Nagah wrote:
I love the way a woman moves her body to do salsa...
You didn't think there was another reason I wanted to learn, did you?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
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