ITT: Meaningless SecretsFollow

I smell like teen spirit.

I like the smell of gaz and permanent markers.

I was wrong, it's the inside of my right thigh.

I had to check.

When I'm alone, I enjoy constantly re-adjusting myself.

The only reason I want premium is to respond to everything Mindel says with a yes nodding graphical smiley.

When I watch action movies, I daydream that I'm the main badass.

I just watched Rocky IV and really want to beat the hell out of a giant Russian right now.

You could get a giant foam finger and poke them in the eyeball.

I really want to get someone pregnant, because I have this fetish with babysitters.

You probably already have.....You just don't know it because the mothers know you are too terrible a father figure to even bother telling you that you are a father.

Had 3 lie about it so far

I often wish USB devices had more viruses in them.

I have a bizarre form of synesthesia with songs. Each song has its own color or image in my mind. Songs with ugly images or images that disturb me are songs I dislike listening to.

One, yes.

One was just nutty and enjoyed excessive drama.

The last was just random. She was a beneficial friend at one point and we drifted apart eventually. She called me 3 months after our last talk and said she was pregnant.. I freaked out for 2-3 days before she called me and apologized for lying. She didn't have a reason

She probably just wanted to see me sweat because she's a total *****.