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Sadly, as much as I want one, I don't think there is ever going to be prequel. There was talk some years back when the ****, Episode 1, was coming out but I don't think it ever got off the ground.
Rick Moranis: The darkest helmut in the galaxy!
Bill Pullman: Gone are the glory days of Lonestar.
Daphne Zuniga: Still looking good.
John Candy: Dead (RIP)
Joan Rivers: So old with so much plastic, she could still play Dot. Only no suit.
It's to bad the best we will ever get is Spaceballs: The Animated Series.
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