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#1 Nov 06 2007 at 8:35 AM Rating: Decent
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Minnesota Woman Shoots Rare Albino Deer on Opening Day of Hunting Season

And apparently they count points a little different in Minnesota. That was a 3-point buck, not a 6-point. No wonder those retards come to Montana every year to hunt, so they can bag a 12 or 14 point buck.
#2 Nov 06 2007 at 8:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm glad the headline on the website says "Woman Shots..."

I hit an albino deer in my car once, but that happens all the time up here.

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#3 Nov 06 2007 at 9:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Oh deer!
#4 Nov 06 2007 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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I can't really turn up the volume, so what is it that makes her the dumbest woman in Minnesota?
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#5 Nov 06 2007 at 9:28 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow, I wouldn't be able to shoot that. That thing is fUcking adorable.
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#6 Nov 06 2007 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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So that was the albino deer in there? I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three deer in Brainerd. And for what? For a little rack of antlers. There's more to life than antlers, you know. Don't you know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day...
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#7 Nov 06 2007 at 9:35 AM Rating: Decent
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That was a 3-point buck, not a 6-point. No wonder those retards come to Montana every year to hunt, so they can bag a 12 or 14 point buck.


It is counted the same in Wyoming.

I came to Washington and when people asked what I got I said a 2 point buck.

They said "A spike? (yearling)"

" No 2-point, not 1-point, you know, 2 on each side?"

"You count em wierd"


What gets really wierd is when you answer their question with 4x5 point buck :P
#8 Nov 06 2007 at 9:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I can't really turn up the volume, so what is it that makes her the dumbest woman in Minnesota?


See the post directly below yours.
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Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
See the post directly below yours.
So she's dumb for killing something cute? Ever heard of bunny traps?
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
So she's dumb for killing something cute? Ever heard of bunny traps?
I think because it was rare. But it wasn't some endangered species -- it was just a genetic mishap so I don't think it's really all that big a deal.
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it was just a genetic mishap so I don't think it's really all that big a deal.
That's my take on it. I think just about every hunter who could, would take a shot at it, just so they can make a trophy out of it that no one else is likely to have.

So, to put it in Nexa's words, "If I could I would shoot an albino deer, but I can't because some ***** in Minnesota already killed it."
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#12 Nov 06 2007 at 9:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
See the post directly below yours.
So she's dumb for killing something cute? Ever heard of bunny traps?


Bunnies are delicious, as are deer. But couldn't we have at least tranq'd this one and shipped it off to a reserve? It made it three years, in the wild, white as snow and wasn't eaten. What a ****** draw that deer got.

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#13 Nov 06 2007 at 9:52 AM Rating: Good
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Deer hunting has got to be one of the most boring sports ever invented.
#14 Nov 06 2007 at 10:29 AM Rating: Decent
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If you guys count pairs of spikes as one spike, how do you count it when it's got 4 on one side and 5 on the other? 4.5? That sounds weird to me... I mean, why wouldn't you want to count all the spikes?
#15 Nov 06 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Decent
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If you guys count pairs of spikes as one spike, how do you count it when it's got 4 on one side and 5 on the other? 4.5? That sounds weird to me... I mean, why wouldn't you want to count all the spikes?


I already answered that ;)

4x5
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If you guys count pairs of spikes as one spike, how do you count it when it's got 4 on one side and 5 on the other? 4.5? That sounds weird to me... I mean, why wouldn't you want to count all the spikes?


I already answered that ;)

4x5


oh, sorry, didn't catch that... i'm curious, how do you say that? 4 'n 5? 4 by 5? 4 'ex' 5?
#17 Nov 06 2007 at 1:27 PM Rating: Decent
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If you guys count pairs of spikes as one spike, how do you count it when it's got 4 on one side and 5 on the other? 4.5? That sounds weird to me... I mean, why wouldn't you want to count all the spikes?


I already answered that ;)

4x5


oh, sorry, didn't catch that... i'm curious, how do you say that? 4 'n 5? 4 by 5? 4 'ex' 5?
I think it's pronounced "STFU Noob".
#18 Nov 06 2007 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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Pronounced "That buck had a 4 by 5"
#19 Nov 06 2007 at 1:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
Pronounced "That buck had a 4 by 5"

So I upsided his head with a 2 by 4.
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As opposed to the coveted 4x3x2
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#21 Nov 06 2007 at 2:18 PM Rating: Decent
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As opposed to the coveted 4x3x2


Oh WOW!!

I have never seen that before, dude, that was ******* awesome!
#22 Nov 06 2007 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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As opposed to the coveted 4x3x2


Smiley: lol
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#23 Nov 06 2007 at 2:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Hmm, I thought this thread was going to be about Nix. You deceived me.
#24 Nov 06 2007 at 3:03 PM Rating: Decent
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
Minnesota Woman Shoots Rare Albino Deer on Opening Day of Hunting Season

And apparently they count points a little different in Minnesota. That was a 3-point buck, not a 6-point. No wonder those retards come to Montana every year to hunt, so they can bag a 12 or 14 point buck.


It's a good thing she didn't do that crap here in Wyoming. She most likely would've been shot herself, by the ppl here who enjoy the rare Albino's. I don't know if the one Albino here is still alive, but at least our Albino was smart and hung around the outskirts of town. Where he couldn't get shot, lol.
#25 Nov 06 2007 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
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It's a good thing she didn't do that crap here in Wyoming. She most likely would've been shot herself, by the ppl here who enjoy the rare Albino's. I don't know if the one Albino here is still alive, but at least our Albino was smart and hung around the outskirts of town. Where he couldn't get shot, lol.


Far as I know he is still there.

Though I agree- if another hunter in Wyoming caught her, she would have found a "mysterious hunteing accident"
#26 Nov 06 2007 at 4:07 PM Rating: Good
It's a fucking deer with a genetic disorder, who gives a shit? Considering the large amount of problems albinism causes in mammals, the woman did the deer a favor.

Edited, Nov 6th 2007 4:07pm by Rimesume
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