Usagi the poster was a little girl rider
He didn't care if the sex offenders registry called
Tsukinomahou liked girls with ribbons and tentacles inside her
Belkira stood beside them looking appalled
Kaain demanded his girls be anorexic
And boy your glad Hellboy is a eunuch. (Oh yeah)
Stub's last date faked being an epileptic
And boy were we surprised how Ikkian shook
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.
And then there's Maude.