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#52 Nov 06 2007 at 8:56 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If I could I would become a Boston sports fan and the reason that I can't is because I still have a soul.



Stop associating with hapless losers and join the winningness town in the USA! Plus, we're smarter, more interesting and better looking than you and we have more frequent rioting.


BOSTON: LIVE THE DREAM
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#53 Nov 06 2007 at 8:59 AM Rating: Good
Lady Annabella wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If I could I would become a Boston sports fan and the reason that I can't is because I still have a soul.



Stop associating with hapless losers and join the winningness town in the USA! Plus, we're smarter, more interesting and better looking than you and we have more frequent rioting.


BOSTON: LIVE THE DREAM



If I could I would extend my finger into the celestial soup and swirl the stars around, picking out the most glimmering and bright ones and pulling them down, a white-hot bouquet for you, and the reason I can't is because you're an old *****.
#54 Nov 06 2007 at 9:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
If I could I would have started a job I enjoyed more and the reason that I can't is because I have expenses and the one I hate pays much better.
I seriously hate this job. I would be happier working retail at a Gamestop. Seriously.
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Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
#55 Nov 06 2007 at 9:26 AM Rating: Decent
If I could I would walk into my bosses office and kick him in the balls and the reason that I can't is because she is a woman and has a cubicle.
#56 Nov 06 2007 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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borlandomagic wrote:
If I could I would walk into my bosses office and kick him in the balls and the reason that I can't is because she is a woman and has a cubicle.


Don't worry. Its still a sensitive area and will bring her to her knees in agony. Its a quicker recovery time, so you'll need to run faster, but you can still do it. Give it a try. It'll make you happy if you do.
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#57 Nov 06 2007 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
borlandomagic wrote:
If I could I would walk into my bosses office and kick him in the balls and the reason that I can't is because she is a woman and has a cubicle.


Don't worry. Its still a sensitive area and will bring her to her knees in agony. Its a quicker recovery time, so you'll need to run faster, but you can still do it. Give it a try. It'll make you happy if you do.
It'll also make for an excellent reference for a future application!

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Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
#58 Nov 06 2007 at 8:54 PM Rating: Decent
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If I could I would join the peace corp and the reason that I can't is because I am obligated to finish college
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#59 Nov 06 2007 at 9:59 PM Rating: Decent
manwithplanx wrote:
Nexa wrote:
If I could I would Be A Guru and the reason that I can't is because I'm Retarded.



Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:23am by Nexa



Next time you think about doing this, and you think it is a good idea, don't do it.


Seriously, Nexa will run circles around your feeble mind.
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