The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
If I could I would Oppress the wimminz and the reason that I can't is because my girlfriend won't let me.
That's easy. Where chocolate fails, a rolled up newspaper reigns supreme. Bad woman! Make me dinner!
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That's easy. Where chocolate fails, a rolled up newspaper reigns supreme. Bad woman! Make me dinner!
Quote:
The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit and space is the place!
Jophiel wrote:
If I could I would understand this thread and the reason I can't is because I'm full of lead 'n mercury cupcakes.
http://baetzler.de/humor/meat_beings.html
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Samira wrote:
If I could I would be a famous writer and raconteuse, and the reason I can't is because I'm lazy.
WTF, why is "raconteuse" not a word? Women aren't supposed to be witty and charming?
WTF, why is "raconteuse" not a word? Women aren't supposed to be witty and charming?
http://www.nanowrimo.org/
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Doug da Basher wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
If I could I would Oppress the wimminz and the reason that I can't is because my girlfriend won't let me.
That's easy. Where chocolate fails, a rolled up newspaper reigns supreme. Bad woman! Make me dinner!
Yep. That's getting sigged.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
If I could I would Exercise More and the reason that I can't is because I'm too @#%^ing lazy to work out more than 1-2 times a week.
ooh, that's a good one! Well, here are some tips:
1. Park a little further away.
2. Take the stairs.
3. Go the long way around.
4. Carry something around for no reason.
5. Do it manually (whatever it is, heh).
6. Get an exercise ball to sit on while working at the computer or watching tv.
Anyone else got some?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
If I could I would live in solitude and the reason that I can't is because my father is still alive.
Cherrish it, mine died unexpectedly this summer and I'd give just about anything to have one more visit with him. His father's day present is still in the freezer.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
If I could I would live in solitude and the reason that I can't is because my father is still alive.
Cherrish it, mine died unexpectedly this summer and I'd give just about anything to have one more visit with him. His father's day present is still in the freezer.
Nexa
I'm sorry, Nexa.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I'm sorry, Nexa.
Thanks
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
If I could I would get certified to do ABA and floortime therapy and the reason that I can't is because I don't have the time or anyone to watch the boys while I do it..
Yeah yeah, more about the kids.
ETA:
Cherrish it, mine died unexpectedly this summer and I'd give just about anything to have one more visit with him. His father's day present is still in the freezer.
Nexa
I know how you feel. Hope it's getting better for you as well...
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 11:04am by Nagah
Yeah yeah, more about the kids.
ETA:
Nexa wrote:
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
If I could I would live in solitude and the reason that I can't is because my father is still alive.
Cherrish it, mine died unexpectedly this summer and I'd give just about anything to have one more visit with him. His father's day present is still in the freezer.
Nexa
I know how you feel. Hope it's getting better for you as well...
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 11:04am by Nagah
Nagah wrote:
If I could I would get certified to do ABA and floortime therapy and the reason that I can't is because I don't have the time or anyone to watch the boys while I do it..
Yeah yeah, more about the kids.
Yeah yeah, more about the kids.
Find some other folks interested in training or classes in the community and set up a community babysitting trade-off group.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
If I could I would take over the world and the reason that I can't is because I'm narcoleptic like Mindel.
If I could I would quit my job and become an RCMP officer and the reason I can't is because I'm not willing to start from scratch again.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Nexa wrote:
Nagah wrote:
If I could I would get certified to do ABA and floortime therapy and the reason that I can't is because I don't have the time or anyone to watch the boys while I do it..
Yeah yeah, more about the kids.
Yeah yeah, more about the kids.
Find some other folks interested in training or classes in the community and set up a community babysitting trade-off group.
Nexa
As much as I'm sure this sounds like a great solution, it really isn't. Caring for an autistic child is difficult especially if you haven't been around or trained to do so. Next is ABA and floortime therapies are normally taught as part of a master's degree program, and I don't even have a BS yet.
If I could I would fly and the reason I can't is because I'm not Kryptonian.
Nagah wrote:
More of the same.
Have you thought about nerfing your cervix?
If I could I would stay at home all day every day playing video games and the reason that I can't is because I have bills to pay.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Nagah wrote:
As much as I'm sure this sounds like a great solution, it really isn't. Caring for an autistic child is difficult especially if you haven't been around or trained to do so. Next is ABA and floortime therapies are normally taught as part of a master's degree program, and I don't even have a BS yet.
Ahh, I didn't realize your child was autistic. Well, do you have any interest in getting a B.S.? Do you actually care to be "certified" in the above therapies, or do you just want to learn them for personal enrichment?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Kaelesh wrote:
Nagah wrote:
More of the same.
Have you thought about nerfing your cervix?
Guess you don't read all of my posts...That is all..
ETA:
Nexa wrote:
Ahh, I didn't realize your child was autistic. Well, do you have any interest in getting a B.S.? Do you actually care to be "certified" in the above therapies, or do you just want to learn them for personal enrichment?
Nexa
Nexa
Both actually. I plan on in the next few years going back and finishing a degree in early childhood education. It's just the more I see of my kid's classmates, the more it makes me want to give them what they need. It's a long process, but I'm sure one day it'll be worth it.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 11:17am by Nagah
Nagah wrote:
Guess you don't read all of my posts...That is all..
All 1,937 of them? No, as a matter of fact, I didn't.
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
If I could I would quit my job and become an RCMP officer and the reason I can't is because I'm not willing to start from scratch again.
I like starting from scratch and experiencing something new. Of course.. you've got a few years on me and might be sick of it by now.
I'm starting all over again within the next six months (hopefully). So, no more spoiled brat Kaain
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
If I could I would stay at home all day every day playing video games and the reason that I can't is because I have bills to pay.
Are you any good? You could start a video game blog.
1. Play games
2. Write about games
3. Something something
4. Profit!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Are you any good? You could start a video game blog.
1. Play games
2. Write about games
3. Something something
4. Profit!
Nexa
1. Play games
2. Write about games
3. Something something
4. Profit!
Nexa
Step 3 is my favorite.
Nagah wrote:
Both actually. I plan on in the next few years going back and finishing a degree in early childhood education. It's just the more I see of my kid's classmates, the more it makes me want to give them what they need. It's a long process, but I'm sure one day it'll be worth it.
Wait, your kid(s) in school now? Are you working while they're at school? If not, why not take a class now? Have you considered doing some of your coursework online?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Kaelesh wrote:
3rd base is my favorite.
Maybe mine too, depending on my mood.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
If I could I would become a Boston sports fan and the reason that I can't is because I still have a soul.
Edit: I broke that bad and I don't know how.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 8:51am by Barkingturtle
Edit: I broke that bad and I don't know how.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 8:51am by Barkingturtle
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