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If I could I would ____________ and the reason that I can't is because ______________.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Oh, and this is a helping thread. Be helpful.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Kael, by proxy of Nexa, wrote:
If I could I would quit working so damn much and the reason that I can't is because the newly minted wife still has a year and a half in Law School to go before graduation.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 9:25am by Kaelesh
Nexa wrote:
If I could I would Be A Guru and the reason that I can't is because I'm Retarded.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:23am by Nexa
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:23am by Nexa
Kaelesh wrote:
Nexa wrote:
If I could I would quit working so damn much and the reason that I can't is because the newly minted wife still has a year and a half in Law School to go before graduation.
Ahh, well, that's only temporary! Do you have a plan for reducing yoru workload upon the occasion of her graduation? Does she have a job lined up, and does she have school loans to consider?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
manwithplanx wrote:
Nexa wrote:
If I could I would Be A Guru and the reason that I can't is because I'm Retarded.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:23am by Nexa
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:23am by Nexa
Yes. Did I mention this thread would be rated? Cause it is.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
If I could I would buy an Xbox 360 and the reason that I can't is because I have no money.
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If I could I would get my PhD and the reason that I can't is because my ungodly student loans are gonna keep me deeply in debt until I die.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
If I could I would understand this thread and the reason I can't is because I'm full of lead 'n mercury cupcakes.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
If I could, I would play with myself right now, and the reason I can't is because I'm at work.
Nexa wrote:
Ahh, well, that's only temporary! Do you have a plan for reducing yoru workload upon the occasion of her graduation? Does she have a job lined up, and does she have school loans to consider?
Nexa
Nexa
True. It's only temporary but I've been working for 17 years as it is, I'm a tired dude.
The plan is that I'm going to be the part timer and do the kid rearing because it's easier for me to get out of work for say, a dentist appointment, then it is for her to bail on a court date ya know? So in 2 years, I can drop to part time and I can do the majority of my work from home (I plan to switch jobs between then from Abstracting to Title Insurance. No more Court House for me!) and take care of the little ones.
She's already got a job with a pretty big firm here in Des Moines and fortunately, the school loans won't be so bad when she gets out (she's Korean so the gubberment took care of most of undergrad and she's looking at only 65k in loans for undergrad and law school) making our payments that much easier.
If I could I would be a famous writer and raconteuse, and the reason I can't is because I'm lazy.
WTF, why is "raconteuse" not a word? Women aren't supposed to be witty and charming?
WTF, why is "raconteuse" not a word? Women aren't supposed to be witty and charming?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If I could I would sleep and the reason that I can't is because I am not right in the head.
Do what now?
If I could, I would backpack across Europe with my husband, staying in tiny hostels and hitchhiking our way to freedom, and the reason I can't is that I don't want to be killed by some deranged European, and we would lose our jobs, and we simply can't afford that. 
Samira wrote:
If I could I would be a famous writer and raconteuse, and the reason I can't is because I'm lazy.
WTF, why is "raconteuse" not a word? Women aren't supposed to be witty and charming?
WTF, why is "raconteuse" not a word? Women aren't supposed to be witty and charming?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Samira wrote:
If I could I would be a famous writer and raconteuse, and the reason I can't is because I'm lazy.
WTF, why is "raconteuse" not a word? Women aren't supposed to be witty and charming?
WTF, why is "raconteuse" not a word? Women aren't supposed to be witty and charming?
It's because men keep us down.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
If I could I would be a famous writer and raconteuse, and the reason I can't is because I'm lazy.
WTF, why is "raconteuse" not a word? Women aren't supposed to be witty and charming?
WTF, why is "raconteuse" not a word? Women aren't supposed to be witty and charming?
Try the French dictionaries first.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If I could I would actually finish a writing project without trashing the whole project, and the reason I can't is because I'm my own worst critic.
I didn't know Samira did any writing. >.> You learn something new every day.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:37am by Doug
I didn't know Samira did any writing. >.> You learn something new every day.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 10:37am by Doug
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The Tower of Power, too sweet to be sour, I'm funky like a monkey, skies the limit and space is the place!
Samira does EVERYTHING. (that's why she charges extra)
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
If I could I would live in solitude and the reason that I can't is because my father is still alive.
Lady Annabella wrote:
Samira does EVERYTHING. (that's why she charges extra)
OMG.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
If I could I would walk barefoot through the office with abandon and the reason that I can't is because the floor is hot lava.
If I could I would Exercise More and the reason that I can't is because I'm too @#%^ing lazy to work out more than 1-2 times a week.
Also:
If I could I would Oppress the wimminz and the reason that I can't is because my girlfriend won't let me.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 8:45am by Poldaran
Also:
If I could I would Oppress the wimminz and the reason that I can't is because my girlfriend won't let me.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 8:45am by Poldaran
If I could I would get the hell out of this state today and the reason that I can't is because I have to wait on my money management retarded friends to save up enough money to move.
Lady Annabella wrote:
If I could I would get my PhD and the reason that I can't is because my ungodly student loans are gonna keep me deeply in debt until I die.
What does that have to do with getting a Ph.d.? Couldn't you make more money with a Ph.d.? Have you considered working at a university so you can take classes for free?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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