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I really can't imagine going through life like that.
That picture turns my stomach.... it is the first thing I've seen in a while that has literally made me throw up.
In before:...He has morning wood all day long.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Princess Dyadem wrote:
In before:...He has morning wood all day long.
I thought it and decided against it on the grounds it was too obvious.
Along with wondering which branch of medicine could treat an ailment like that.
Princess Dyadem wrote:
In before:...He has morning wood all day long.
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Along with wondering which branch of medicine could treat an ailment like that.
*rim shot* Nice one.
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Princess Dyadem wrote:
In before:...He has morning wood all day long.
The same trunk that has all my "Woody" jokes.
Are squirrels always after his nuts?
Is his bark worse then his bite?
If he has children, will the apple fall far from...him.
etc
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
It's things like that that make you reconsider whether your own life is really that bad. Jesus...
Princess Dyadem wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Princess Dyadem wrote:
In before:...He has morning wood all day long.
The same trunk that has all my "Woody" jokes.
Are squirrels always after his nuts?
Is his bark worse then his bite?
If he has children, will the apple fall far from...him.
etc
I just hope he finds a treetment that works.
Stuff like this really makes any problems in our lives look so trivial. I mean, does anyone have any worse stories than having so many warts that you look like a tree?
trembling wrote:
Princess Dyadem wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Princess Dyadem wrote:
In before:...He has morning wood all day long.
The same trunk that has all my "Woody" jokes.
Are squirrels always after his nuts?
Is his bark worse then his bite?
If he has children, will the apple fall far from...him.
etc
I just hope he finds a treetment that works.
I am ashamed that I laughed. This must be the root of all evil. Is the devil branching out? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say yes.
Is this me? 
Mister .
Mister Trembling wrote:
inadequacies
Oh come on...
Quote:
His wife also left him, leaving him to raise their two children, Entis, now 18, and Entang, 16, on his own.
Well at least they weeded through and found the root of the problem. Though it sounds like the local doctors really dragged him through the garden.
Edited, Nov 5th 2007 9:54pm by Rimesume
Edited, Nov 5th 2007 9:54pm by Rimesume
Um... what about his family tree?
The Dandruffshampoo of Doom wrote:
Oh come on...
Quote:
His wife also left him, leaving him to raise their two children, Entis, now 18, and Entang, 16, on his own.
I see his wife made like a tree.
Wow, I bet he has a ***** all the time.
Man, I am so bad at puns.
Man, I am so bad at puns.
#21Driftwood,
Posted: Nov 05 2007 at 10:16 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I bet he has morningwood 24/7.
Grandfather Driftwood wrote:
I bet he has morningwood 24/7.
Edited, Nov 6th 2007 12:22am by sweetumssama
he looks like he'd be a pretty handsome fellow if all of those root-like warts weren't all over him
I wish I had tree tunks for hands, then I would totally go stomp on stuff with my treehands.
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