Now is a good enough time.Follow

So work and staying over at Jessica's has been kicking my OOT lurking time's *** this week, so I figured I'd pop in and ding while I have a breather.
I baked a cake that looks like a dick. I ate it in honor of all of my OOT **** (and anyone else who wants to be added to the "I like dick list). Only one crappy picture survived , I'll grab it next time I'm over where I left my camera.

I think it is for the best I was not around for Dyadem's intimacy thread, as that may have gone south down the *** ladder fast :x. Another good reason not to ding until now is belk's 10k was most awesome , and anything produced to soon after would surely fall short. Not saying this is the best ding I could have produced, but consider it rate-up fodder and ding filler until nagah's 2k ,which she seems to already be working on.

Basically, I have a full work week ahead of me , and a dirty apartment to clean , and other various things to do *cough*Jessica*cough*, and I wanted my @#%^ing ding :D. Sure it is lame , but I'll begin working on my witty generalized descriptions of other posters and also chest pix for next time.

This thread has nothing to do with BT.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 7:09pm by tarubstchef

I really need premi for that nodding in agreement head thing.

And it damn well better be vanilla. Strawberry and Banana are not good choices.

Erotic Bakery- NSFW

That Linkey is probly going to get deleted, but it is some good natured fun.

Congratulations, post moar, nub.

Are you trying to surpass nLoD in emoism now?

This black puddle is as dark and shallow as my soul. My mortal wounds require elixir.

Best advice. Go to sleep and have sex with any male friend you can get drunk easily.

Congratulations on the birth of your new star. I'm expecting mine any day now.

Congratulations Tarubstchef. I still try to read your name "Tarubs-tchef." I hope you aren't mad.

I just pronounce your name as Clarence.

I read it as taru-bst-chef as in total **************

Grats Taru